7 Things We At The Babylon Bee Are Thankful For This Year | Eastern NC Now

What a year 2022 has been! We have so much to be thankful for at the Bee. The world may be a roiling cauldron of hellish insanity sliding into oblivion, but it's a funny roiling cauldron of hellish insanity sliding into oblivion!

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    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    What a year 2022 has been! We have so much to be thankful for at the Bee. The world may be a roiling cauldron of hellish insanity sliding into oblivion, but it's a funny roiling cauldron of hellish insanity sliding into oblivion! What a ride!

    Here are some of our most cherished blessings of the current year:

  1. The ex-Twitter employee who decided to ban The Babylon Bee: This person may have inadvertently saved free speech!
  2. African American businessmen with an extra $44 billion lying around: Greater love has no man than this, that he spend $44 billion to free his friends from Twitter jail.
  3. The Disinformation Governance Board: It was sadly short-lived, but gave us so much material!
  4. Our wives, who are the strength and inspiration behind all we do: Hopefully she's reading this.
  5. Our kids, for giving us an excuse to watch Bluey: The greatest show ever made.
  6. The massive red wave that gave Republicans control of both houses of Congress: We wrote this article a while ago.
  7. The everlasting faithfulness of a loving God, who died for our sins and offers us a living hope for the future: Now we invite you to come forward as the music plays softly. Every head bowed, every eye closed...

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