Republicans Blast Irresponsible $1.7 Trillion Spending Bill They Just Voted For | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

    "This bill, which we passed easily and without a fight, is an absolute disaster," said Senator Mitch McConnell in a statement. "How does stuff like this get passed, anyway? It might remain a mystery forever. Anyway, time to go home for Christmas!"

    As the bill is being read, many are objecting to the millions of dollars being spent on wasteful programs, evil abortion initiatives, and endless war overseas.

    "You people don't understand," said Senator Romney. "If we don't fund abortion, the Democrats won't let us fund bombing cafeterias in Yemen! We have to compromise!"

    Other Republicans expressed outrage at the bill while reminding the country there was nothing they could do to stop it. "Sure, we don't like that we're funding illegal immigration, border security for Tunisia, and sinister population control programs," said Lisa Murkowski, "but we're Republicans! If we fight back against this, people might not like us!"

    Republicans in the Senate have assured their constituents they will address these issues next year with a series of fundraising emails for their reelection campaigns.

Considering what has happened to our Representative Republic since the corruptive orthodoxy that led to the tolerated abomination - The Russia Hoax - where felonies were perpetrated upon the American People by the creation of the Two Tiered Justice System, in the misnomer of "Social Justice:" Where do you stand on sustaining our constitutionally guaranteed freedoms in a society where injustice is chronically sanctioned by one political orthodoxy?
  I believe in a perfected society by employing a higher governmental authority to train the behavior of the public.
  The United States Constitution does not allow just a few freedoms, it guarantees ALL freedoms promised to Humankind by God.
  Just don't take away my Social Media.
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( December 23rd, 2022 @ 9:57 am )
I have been a Beaufort County Commissioner for 22 years, and now in my 7th term, but what do I know about high level Washington, DC Swamp Politics /Governing?

Well, I know this: All Republicans that voted for this legislative abomination have no future in ever running for president, or their state's governorship, for they will never win this evolving Republican Party's nomination.

I may be a low level politician, here in Beaufort County, but, I am an optimist, and this I know, the Republican Party Elitists cease their Establishment love of Swamp Politics or die on the political vine a certain death.

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