10 Subtle Signs Your Kids Are Being Groomed At School | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Child grooming is every parent's nightmare. No, this isn't about personal hygiene (a common misconception), we're talking about Left-wing perverts teaching your kids their weird sexual kinks. But how can you be sure your child's school is a groomer-free zone?

    Look out for these dangerous grooming signs:

1. The teachers take 17 minutes to introduce themselves: Mx. Randall is a non-binary dolphin in a blue dress whose pronouns are yours/mine.
2. Hypodermic needles in their backpack: Likely used to inject the puberty blockers.
3. For science, they made glitter bombs: And now it's everywhere!
4. They come home from school and ask if you're a girl or a boy: "Son, you're 10 years old and we've been through this."
5. P.E. class now includes pole dancing: But it's good for the core!
6. The school supplies list includes tampons for the boy's restroom: That doesn't seem right...
7. Report cards feature your child's preferred pronouns: And why is their GPA a shrugging emoji?
8. RuPaul's birthday is an observed holiday: On the bright side, it's time away from the groomers at school.
9. You find them listening to Coldplay: Not on your watch!
10. They go to public school: Probably should have started with this one.

    Don't delay! Save your kids now while you still can!