30 Other Things Investigators Found In Biden’s Garage | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Investigators found classified documents in President Biden's garage. No one really knows why it was there, including Biden. But the real story is all the other stuff they found. His garage was a veritable treasure trove of scandal!

    Here is the definitive list of items found in Biden's garage:

1. Obama's birth certificate
2. Private hair collection
3. 180,000 Trump ballots
4. One of Hunter's hookers
5. Hunter
6. Friendship bracelet from President Xi
7. My Patriot Supply buckets (go to preparewithbee.com for an exclusive deal)
8. The real Joe Biden tied up and gagged shouting, "Help! that guy's an imposter!"
9. Unused StairMaster
10. All the CIA's JFK documents
11. Jimmy Hoffa
12. Treasure map leading to the lost city of Atlantis
13. A bunch of model train stuff
14. A pay stub from Burisma
15. The friendship bracelet he made for Obama but was too embarrassed to give him
16. Industrial-size pallet of Metamucil
17. A lock of Galadriel's hair
18. White hood
19. Cuties on Blu-Ray
20. A nuke - literally an entire nuke
21. Model of the Capitol building made of LEGO
22. Joe Biden's brain in a jar
23. Early classified copy of Hogwart's Legacy
24. A surprisingly solid collection of tabletop board games
25. Pontiac Aztek he's been restoring since 2014
26. All of the eggs
27. First 14 seasons of The Apprentice on DVD
28. 12 vials of COVID-20 from Wuhan
29. 500 boxes of Kellogg's Corn Pops
30. A pallet of 10% for the big guy

    Wow! So exciting! Who knows what they'll find next?

poll#173

In the face of a known scandal finally being revealed by the corrupt Legacy Media regarding Joe Biden, his Mishandling of Classified Documents and his long history of Influence Peddling to our Foreign Adversaries for Personal and Familial Profit: What do you believe the outcome will be in America's Leftist practice of a Two Tiered Justice System?

  Nothing will happen since the Democratic Socialist Left is corrupt to the core, and their non patriot ambitions are only the control of power.

  Justice WILL be served, but NOT without a tremendous fight by those willing to save the Republic.

  Why can't everyone else understand that the Left is special because we care so much for our own, especially the well being of the president and his family, especially Hunter.

  What difference does it make; I am a product of a failed public education system.

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