Introducing The Babylon Bee AOC Article Generator | Eastern NC Now

Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.

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    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.

    Thus, we are proud to introduce to you The Babylon Bee AOC Article Generator. Using state-of-the-art A.I. technology, this handy feature will generate a headline and corresponding article about AOC's incredible level of dumbness.

    We'll use our free time wisely by trying to come up with that third joke, playing more ping pong and board games around the office, and working on finally making a joke about Trump. We're on the case!

    Share our generator's best headlines in the comments!
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