Hunter Asks Dad To Pick Up His Paycheck As Long As He's In Kyiv | Eastern North Carolina Now

President Biden paid a visit to Ukraine to reaffirm America's unwavering commitment to the country's democracy, sovereignty, and military-industrial complex while also picking up a few things Hunter asked about, including his paycheck.

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    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    KYIV     President Biden paid a visit to Ukraine to reaffirm America's unwavering commitment to the country's democracy, sovereignty, and military-industrial complex while also picking up a few things Hunter asked about, including his paycheck.

    The Babylon Bee has acquired a recording of the exchange between Biden and his adolescent son, Hunter, just before the trip:

    HUNTER: Yo, Pops, how's it hangin'?

    BIG GUY: Eh? What now? Which kid are you?

    HUNTER: Hilarious, Dad. Hey, can you pick up my paycheck while you're in Kyiv? I'm swamped this week. *SNORT* Big art show coming up. *SNORT*

    BIG GUY: Sure thing, Herman.

    HUNTER: Thanks, Dad, you're the best. Also, I have a package waiting for me there. Could you pick that up too?

    BIG GUY: Squirrel wizard.

    HUNTER: K, cool. Brown paper package. Guy named Borysko the Blade has it.

    BIG GUY: Baboonsky the Bard. Got it.

    HUNTER: Just go to the address written in your notebook -

    BIG GUY: Yum

    HUNTER: Stop eating it; you need that address.

    BIG GUY: Papa hungry. NURSE!

    HUNTER: One more thing I need you to pick up. A busload of, um, ladies of the night.

    BIG GUY: Janitorial staff?

    HUNTER: No, bawdy tarts.

    BIG GUY: Fruit snacks?

    HUNTER: Forbidden women. Brazen hussies.

    BIG GUY: Oh, town girls? Gotcha. Atta boy, son. Smartest guy I know.


    At publishing time, Air Force One's return flight had been delayed while President Biden waited for Zelensky to sign his son's paycheck.

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In the face of a known scandal finally being revealed by the corrupt Legacy Media regarding Joe Biden, his Mishandling of Classified Documents and his long history of Influence Peddling to our Foreign Adversaries for Personal and Familial Profit: What do you believe the outcome will be in America's Leftist practice of a Two Tiered Justice System?
  Nothing will happen since the Democratic Socialist Left is corrupt to the core, and their non patriot ambitions are only the control of power.
  Justice WILL be served, but NOT without a tremendous fight by those willing to save the Republic.
  Why can't everyone else understand that the Left is special because we care so much for our own, especially the well being of the president and his family, especially Hunter.
  What difference does it make; I am a product of a failed public education system.
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