Climate Change Apocalypse Postponed Long Enough For Greta Thunberg To Earn Honorary Theology Doctorate | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's Note: This post appears here courtesy of the The Daily Wire. The author of this post is Tim Meads.

    It would appear the end of the world has been postponed long enough for former child environmental star Greta Thunberg to be awarded an honorary doctorate from the University of Helsinki.

    The 20-year-old global warming climate change extreme weather activist will be receiving the prestigious award thanks to the faculty in Helsinki's theology department.

    It is a bit too on the nose that Greta (she's achieved enough of a "celebrity" status that she can be known on a first-name basis) will be receiving a theology degree. As observed by many, climate change has become a new secular religion, some would even say it is a cult.

    That climate cult comes with its own doomsday predictions and signs of the end times, which always seem to get moved or never materialize - such as failed-presidential candidate Al Gore's 2006 prediction, "Within the decade, there will be no more snows of Kilimanjaro."

    The "snows" are still there and so is Gore hyping up climate change around the globe.

    So what has Greta done to earn this degree? Well, she stared down former President Donald Trump that one time at the United Nations:

WATCH: Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg stares down President Trump as he arrived at the United Nations on Monday https://t.co/MlERjDDpae pic.twitter.com/KJ9rD7VPfh

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 24, 2019

    She also dropped out of high school and has been "arrested":

🤡🌎 Greta Thunberg fakes being "arrested" in a protest pic.twitter.com/Q6EgUXdqmi

— Clown World Today 🤡🌎 (@cwt_news) January 18, 2023

    And in, recent weeks, she had a nice dance party with her friends:

Greta Thunberg dances with protesters during a demonstration in support of Indigenous rights in Oslo, Norway pic.twitter.com/X3FvtUKrdl

— Reuters (@Reuters) March 3, 2023

    University Of Helsinki Professor Martti Nissinen told a Finnish newspaper, "By selecting Greta as an honorary doctor, we are expressing our desire to be as brave and impactful as she is."

    So next time you call Greta, you might want to watch your manners and call her Dr. Greta. Or just ignore her like most wise people seem to do.

    Whatever the case, based on past false prophecies by Greta, Gore, and more, Helsinki's class of 2023 can be sure that Greta will be at their 2053 reunion. God knows the planet will still be here, with a new weather apocalypse forecast.

    The views expressed in this piece are the author's own and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?

  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.

  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.

  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?

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