He is risen!
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 8:06 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The great misnomer for non Christians that the day Jesus Christ was executed by occupying Romans, celebrated by Christians as "Good" Friday, must be a paradox of ominous proportions.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 7:52 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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SANTA ANA, CA — A local professing Christian notified his friends, family members, and everyone who attended his church that, while he was not removing Jesus from his life, he was leaving religion behind.
Published: Sunday, February 18th, 2024 @ 7:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Academy Award-winning filmmaker Martin Scorsese claims that his new “film about Jesus” will radically alter public opinion on organized religion.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 10:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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A new peer-reviewed thesis has made a compelling argument that the Apostle Thomas only believed that Jesus Christ had risen from the dead after seeing Jesus's face miraculously appear on his slice of toast one morning.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Even at the Last Supper, Jesus' disciples were still not keen to know who was the traitor among them - yet looking back, the signs were all there. Here are nine obvious clues that should have alerted the disciples to who would betray the Lord:
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 3:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A shocking new poll of registered Republican voters has revealed that an astonishing 71% believe former President Donald Trump is more trustworthy than Jesus Christ.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 6:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Unsuspecting evangelicals have long been led off-track in their pursuit of Jesus by none other than Jesus himself. Christianity Today is proud to have this opportunity to write a guest article here at The Babylon Bee and finally hold Jesus accountable for his shortcomings.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Saddleback Church has doubled down on its support for adding female pastors to its staff, despite being kicked out of the Southern Baptist Convention, with founding pastor Rick Warren boasting that he has ordained even more female pastors than Jesus Christ Himself.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 1:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Young Lives, Kids, Teen Pregnancy, Community, Jesus
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 2:05 pm
By: Gary Ceres
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Legendary director Martin Scorcese met with Pope Francis during a tour of Italy after Cannes and announced he’ll be making a Jesus-focused film.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 4:52 am
By: Daily Wire
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Yes, Jesus commanded us to "go into all the world and preach the Gospel," but sometimes it's really hard.
Published: Thursday, May 18th, 2023 @ 6:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Peppa Pig's family vacation took an unexpected turn for the worse after Jesus of Nazareth healed a nearby demoniac.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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King Charles is busy preparing for his coronation in a few weeks, which will include a cross containing shards of wood from the cross that’s believed to have been used to crucify Jesus Christ.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 4:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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He is risen!
Published: Sunday, April 9th, 2023 @ 5:09 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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I just wanted to write this out of respect for Easter and Holy week. We just celebrated Palm Sunday this past Sunday at many Churches across America and across the World.
Published: Wednesday, April 5th, 2023 @ 1:38 pm
By: Donald Shreve
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“The Chosen” star Jonathan Roumie had a hilarious reaction to the news that his new faith-based movie “Jesus Revolution” landed in the top 3 spot at the box office over the weekend.
Published: Friday, March 10th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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Town officials are concerned after receiving multiple complaints from faculty at Galilee's School for the Blind this week after Jesus of Nazareth apparently went on a healing spree and decimated the school's enrollment.
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 @ 10:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Bible class for kindergarteners was interrupted Sunday when Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst through the door and informed the five-year-olds in attendance that Jesus was a fascist. The children reportedly left the classroom in tears.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 11:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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By Dave Eden, Eden Political Toons
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 9:33 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The season 3 finale of “The Chosen” — a series about Jesus and those close to him — has scored an extended theatrical release following overwhelming response from fans over tickets.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 7:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local pastor was left embarrassed last weekend after proclaiming "Jesus was all about inclusion!" in his sermon, as it was later revealed he had actually been confusing Jesus with Satan the entire time.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 2:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A man at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota, was recently ordered to remove a “Jesus Saves” t-shirt after security guards reportedly told him that shoppers were offended.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Ever since changing over to the Jesus Storybook Bible, local man Dan Smith has been totally dominating his Bible-In-A-Year plan.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a not-so-well-known miracle, Jesus the Son of God has done the impossible and healed a totally lame man by giving him a sick wardrobe makeover, curing him instantly.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 12:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden delivered the White House’s Christmas address Thursday evening and failed to mention Jesus by name or say Christ while doing so.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 12:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Two millennia ago, the people of Judea visited the Jordan River in droves as the voice of John the Baptist cried to them from the wilderness about the arrival of Jesus Christ.
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 11:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Nativity scene, the symbol of Christmas, has become more of a commercial symbol than a religious system.That was the conclusion of the highest court of the land – back in 1984. It got me thinking of the holiday in general and what it really means. Have we succeeded in divorcing its true meaning?
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 12:35 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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Local "Coco Loco" waiter Jesús Fernandez reportedly fed five thousand hungry people today with a single order of bottomless chips and salsa.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 2:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sermon claimed wound in Jesus' side "'takes on a decidedly vaginal appearance."
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 1:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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New evidence suggests that some of the people present at Jesus Christ's famous Sermon on the Mount had to sit in an overflow section on the eastern side of the mount where a large jumbotron screen had been set up.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 12:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local rabbi named Jesus has been accused of being a dangerous Christian Nationalist after saying that soon he will establish his kingdom over the whole earth.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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