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Jury selection begins Monday in the trial of Alex Murdaugh, the disgraced South Carolina attorney accused of killing his wife and youngest son on the family estate in June 2021.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 10:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) played a role in directing millions of dollars in funds to groups associated with his wife, according to a new report.
Published: Saturday, January 28th, 2023 @ 10:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local wife Victoria Crab phoned her husband in the early evening Thursday to see if he could run by the store real quick on his way home from work so he could grab a couple thousand items.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Jeremy Clams became bedridden Tuesday after a flu virus brutally assaulted his body with a sore throat, coughing, some body aches, and even a mild fever.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 9:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, local man Jeff Jefferson lost an estimated 30 minutes of his wife's attention while showing her a new TV program after she became distracted with each new character introduction and began furiously Googling them to remember where she had seen them before
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 1:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A statue honoring Martin Luther King Jr. and his wife, Coretta Scott King, was met with mixed reactions online after it was unveiled Saturday in Boston.
Published: Thursday, January 19th, 2023 @ 12:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The wife of Rep. Byron Donalds (R-FL) spoke out after highlighting racist claims made against her husband after his recent nomination as House speaker.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 11:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local woman Amber Rhodes suddenly snapped out of a deep, seven-month coma today, at the exact moment her husband booted up his PlayStation.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While holding a feast for his court, King Solomon reportedly became so embarrassed by loud chewing from his 48th wife, Tiffany, that he left in shame and assembled his loyal advisors to weigh the feasibility of demoting her to the role of concubine.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Is your husband cheating on you? We here at the Babylon Bee hate marital infidelity, so we consulted marriage experts to learn all the troubling signs to look for when a man isn't being faithful.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 3:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of struggling to purchase his wife the right gift for Christmas, one local man started listening in October for ideas. His attentiveness gave him the idea of buying his wife a new, rechargeable vacuum
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A family was brought to the brink of tragedy today as a local woman began making funeral arrangements for her husband when he failed to respond to her text message within 13 seconds.
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2022 @ 12:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A minimum of 35 pieces of tape is needed to successfully wrap a gift, husband scientists said Monday. The surprise announcement was made by representatives of the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) just in time for the holiday season.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 10:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local husband Terry McGerry was seen beaming with confidence as he waited in line at the department store checkout, having picked out the wrong Christmas present for his wife weeks earlier than usual.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 7:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After a bruising campaign and a protracted process of tabulating results, local man Mike Vaughan's wife has gained control of the house in a slim but decisive majority of 1 vote per wife and 1 vote per husband.
Published: Tuesday, November 22nd, 2022 @ 9:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Multiple sources have confirmed that local man Dan Zilph's Instagram account exists solely to wish his wife "happy birthday" every year.
Published: Thursday, November 17th, 2022 @ 3:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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NFL quarterback Tom Brady’s wife, supermodel Gisele Bündchen, has reportedly threatened divorce for years over Brady’s NFL career and now says that there is no turning back and that her decision to leave is final.
Published: Tuesday, November 8th, 2022 @ 11:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources close to local man Greg Bernard, the construction sales representative, husband, and father of five often makes cracks about how emotional and moody his wife is
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 1:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain‘s wife, Monica Medina, has been selected as President Joe Biden‘s newly-created Special Envoy for Biodiversity and Water Resources.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 2:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady addressed on Thursday recent speculation that he could retire from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers midseason by suggesting that he had no plans to do so.
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 2:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man has achieved the unthinkable and miraculously arrived home on time and in good health despite not having his wife with him in the car to provide constant safe driving instructions.
Published: Friday, October 14th, 2022 @ 8:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Date night for Madilynn and Murphy McMickerson started off just like every other date night when Madilynn told the server she would just have a light salad followed by her husband's entire entree.
Published: Thursday, October 6th, 2022 @ 10:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Terrence Bilkerson successfully transitioned into a woman recently after taking his wife's multivitamin. The transition occurred instantly after he grabbed the wrong bottle of vitamins
Published: Thursday, October 6th, 2022 @ 2:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"It had to have been 20, 25, 30 -- we have a large property, my entire front yard, you could barely see it."
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 4:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, wives across the nation have begun their yearly autumn ritual in which they carefully select pots of autumn-colored mums they wish to take home and immediately kill.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 12:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's a tale that's all too common for marriages these days: things seem to be going great, with love and romance in the air, when suddenly, the husband begins to withdraw.
Published: Saturday, September 24th, 2022 @ 1:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year again when our wives, intoxicated by the powerful and mysterious aroma of pumpkin spice, break out the autumn decor and transform your home into a quaint slice of farmhouse heaven. But how much is too much?
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 11:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife Thelma Looverton has reportedly taken to using incognito mode to browse fall-scented candles. Her home currently holds 137 fall-scented candles that her husband knows about.
Published: Sunday, September 18th, 2022 @ 8:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local woman Sabrina McKenzie asked her husband to please go on an epic quest of mythologic proportions, since he was already up anyways to go to the bathroom.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 10:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local woman Grace Barton committed to reveal her most recent Target receipt to her husband by noon today, but when she submitted the document, almost every word and line item on the receipt was redacted with a thick black bar.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 11:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife and mother of three Hannah Baxter was tired of constantly reminding her husband, Brad, to put his socks in the dirty clothes hamper.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 9:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New dad Lowell Cherry said that he is recovering well after a trying ordeal in the delivery room for the birth of his fifth child.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We at The Babylon Bee want to help de-code common marital communications between the spouses, whether it's helping husbands know whether their wives are mad at them or helping wives to understand the mixed signals, coded messages, and confounding double-speak from the complicated creatures
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 12:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Women are such unbelievably mysterious creatures, trying to figure out when one is mad at you can be, well, maddening!
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 2:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, Courtney Lindeen presented her husband Aaron with a bold and innovative plan to solve the family's consumer debt burden.
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 4:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Donald Struthermeier was on high alert Monday after his wife gasped aloud while reading texts from her phone. He knew from experience that someone had either just died or bought a new handbag.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A U.S. defense contractor and his wife have been charged with identity theft after authorities say they lived under the identities of two children who had died in Texas.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 12:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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After finding herself unnecessarily upset about a thoughtful critique from her husband regarding her shoe collection and a dearth of closet space, dutiful wife Clarissa Zwygart was able to calm down after her husband wisely counseled her to calm down.
Published: Friday, August 5th, 2022 @ 5:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local married couple Keith and Rebecca Powell can't decide what they want to eat for dinner, and have each decided to ask one another what they want for dinner over and over until they both starve.
Published: Thursday, August 4th, 2022 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"I cannot believe the beauty that surrounds me, I can't believe the beauty that is given to me"
Published: Sunday, July 31st, 2022 @ 1:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A grand jury in Colleton County, South Carolina, indicted former attorney Alex Murdaugh on Thursday for allegedly killing his wife and son in June 2021.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 9:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Brad Pitt filed new court documents last week in his ongoing legal suit against ex-wife Angelina Jolie, accusing the actress of intentionally causing damage to his business reputation by illegally off-loading her stake in their wine company without his consent or knowledge.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 12:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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