Vice President Kamala Harris’ husband, Doug Emhoff, admitted that he cheated on his first wife with the couple’s babysitter after a report was published on Saturday that said the marriage ended after he got the babysitter pregnant.
Published: Wednesday, August 14th, 2024 @ 11:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local wife began training to join her regional women's hockey team when she discovered the grand prize for winners of the National Hockey League is a Stanley Cup.
Published: Monday, March 18th, 2024 @ 4:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man observed a peculiar late-night ritual this week, as his wife successfully put all of the children to bed, tidied up the kitchen early, and went upstairs to relax after a stressful day by settling into a hot bubble bath
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 11:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The wife of assassinated Haitian President Jovenel Moïse was indicted by a judge this week in connection with her husband’s murder in 2021.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 7:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local couple's first night out together in months got off to a rocky start, as a man took his wife out to dinner at a very expensive restaurant only to be left disappointed after learning the McFlurry machine was broken.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 1:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Against all logic, a local wife somehow avoided feelings of unbridled passion after her husband sat her down to listen to a podcast of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson talking in depth about sex.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local marriage is reportedly on the rocks after a woman expressed a desire to go on more dates with her husband, apparently forgetting he just took her to Costco yesterday.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 12:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Babylon Bee has officially announced its person of the year: housewife Christina Meyers, 34, of Boise Idaho.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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FAYETTEVILLE, AR — As the December days began to tick away, a local man grew so desperate in his attempt to buy his wife a great Christmas gift that he decided to reach out to the National Security Agency to find out what she wants.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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When your wife is screaming like crazy as your progeny prepares to burst forth from her loins, it can be a bit hard to know what to say! Here is a handy list you can consult of the seven most helpful things to say to your wife while she is in labor:
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 9:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Marriage experts now confirm that a husband reminding his wife that the Bible says she should submit to him leads to the happiest marriages.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year once again…but is it really? With stores putting out their Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year, it's easy for some people to get swept up in the yuletide cheer way too much and way too soon.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 11:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A rescue team was able to locate and extract a local man who had been buried after inadvertently triggering a massive avalanche of his wife's bottles from a shelf in the shower. A fire department spokesman, however, said the man remains hospitalized.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sylvester Stallone‘s wife Jennifer Flavin said she’s really glad she and her husband moved out of California because she needed a change and to live a “totally different lifestyle” that they have found in Florida.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 10:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's that time of year, men! It's time to gather up all the love and appreciation you feel for your wife all year long and make a last-minute trip to the Walgreens down on the corner to buy her the perfect Christmas gift.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 1:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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California Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom’s wife reportedly ended the Fox News debate on Thursday night between Newsom and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, a local couple has settled in for a romantic evening of sitting down next to each other and sending memes back and forth.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many on social media these days are talking about the trend of "Tradwives", a totally new concept where women marry, have kids, take care of those kids, love their husbands, and engage in traditional home-making tasks.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A hot new blanket is flying off the shelves and into the laps of women across the country thanks in part to its unique ability to light itself on fire.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 6:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local woman Kelly Reese somehow remained completely unmoved today despite her husband Tom reciting every single word from the Lord of The Rings movies from memory.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Federal grant expands midwifery care for North Carolina
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 2:59 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Tragedy struck the Christofferson household this weekend when wife Hailey ignorantly sipped water that was neither filtered, remineralized, nor served in her 640 oz Stanley™ micro tumbler, causing her to die instantly.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When asked about the viral social media topic, former Vice President Mike Pence told reporters that he refuses to think about the Roman Empire unless his wife is present.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a pleasant weekend evening in the Belnap household quickly soured due to husband Lance's relational ineptitude. Trisha had grown frustrated that he did not realize she wanted him to be quiet and also talk to her and also leave her alone and also come and talk to her.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife Margo Gerfman was seen scrolling through Zillow listings in search of ideal 20-acre farms up for sale after having planted, grown, and harvested a bountiful apron full of three tomatoes.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 7:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After you get married, it's common for the flame of love to cool, with each spouse eventually reaching the point of using the toilet with the bathroom door open, wearing nothing but sweatpants around the house, and finding deep-seated flaws in the way each other breathes.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that "special time" of the month, your wife has that crazy look in her eyes, and you know your next words could be your last. What do you say?
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We've all been there - surveying a scratch on the side of the car, or a missing hubcap, and wondering - who the heck drove last? Here are 9 clues that your wife was the last one behind the wheel:
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time again, wives of sportsball fans! It's time for your husbands to break out their football jerseys and for you to constantly ask them millions of important questions while the game is on.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 2:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Shoppers observed a woman frantically buying up all pumpkin-shaped kitchen items at a local Home Goods store this week after falling for the oldest "You Have This But It's Not Shaped Like An Adorable Fall Pumpkin" marketing trick in the book.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As record heat swept across the southern United States in recent weeks, suburban housewives were quick to seize upon brief periods when the temperature briefly dipped just below 100 degrees to break out their voluminous amounts of fall decorations.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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VENTURA, CA — A local wife and shades-aficionado lost her sunglasses Monday, then found them, then lost them, then found them, then finally…lost them again. Wait a minute, there they are.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 2:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Brad Snyder has long maintained that yoga pants are too revealing and thus sinful, but today his wife tried a pair on and, well, something changed inside Mr. Snyder.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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