Kamala's radical pastor blamed US for 9/11
Published: Monday, July 29th, 2024 @ 9:30 am
By: John Steed
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In a stunning act of humility, retired wrestler and two-time WWE Hall of Fame inductee Hulk Hogan went forward during the altar call at Indian Rocks Baptist Church to be baptized
Published: Friday, March 15th, 2024 @ 12:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pastor Donald Rogers of Second Baptist Birmingham started today's service by unveiling a new church disclaimer that any lyrics about lifting up your hands should be understood as strictly metaphorical.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 7:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Reverend Jimmy Elymas of Saint Balaam Episcopalian forcefully condemned a growing number of conservative churches who have spoken out against abortion, claiming they care more about politics than following Jesus.
Published: Thursday, January 11th, 2024 @ 10:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In accordance with his annual tradition, Joel Osteen has once again decided to wear his "pastor" costume for Halloween this year.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former congressional candidate, Pastor Mark Harris, a Republican, announced Tuesday morning that he will make a third try for Congress, despite the controversial 2018 election that saw Harris’ victory overturned due to allegations of ballot fraud.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 1:54 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Three North American Christian pastors who endured legal punishment from state and federal governments for defying authoritarian COVID orders to keep their churches open amid the pandemic are featured in a new documentary set to hit select theaters nationwide on Friday.
Published: Monday, August 14th, 2023 @ 7:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Youth Pastor's 'Imploding The Submersible Of Sin In Your Life' Sermon Deemed 'Tasteless', 'Too Soon'A sermon by local youth pastor Rob Lambert entitled "Imploding The Submersible of Sin In Your life" was panned by congregants for being way, way too soon.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 9:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Parishioners at a local church have noticed a peculiar pattern, as the staff's female pastor preaches a much angrier, "hellfire & brimstone" style sermon every month or so.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Church leaders with the Southern Baptist Convention are debating a measure to enshrine a ban on appointing female pastors, with many frustrated attendees now wishing God had written some sort of book telling them whether or not a pastor can be a woman.
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Saddleback Church has doubled down on its support for adding female pastors to its staff, despite being kicked out of the Southern Baptist Convention, with founding pastor Rick Warren boasting that he has ordained even more female pastors than Jesus Christ Himself.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 1:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pastor Paul Duncan captured his Gen Z youth group's attention this week by delivering a powerful, poignant sermon on "Joseph And His Many Colored Bussin' Drip."
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 5:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tim Keller, a prominent Christian author and the longtime pastor of Redeemer Presbyterian Church in New York City, passed away on Friday morning at the age of 72 after a battle with cancer.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 10:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ministers, seminaries, and denominational entities across the nation poured out prayers for Covenant Presbyterian Church and its senior minister, Chad Scruggs, after he lost his nine-year-old daughter in the Monday shooting at The Covenant School in Nashville, Tennessee.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 6:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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It's one of the hardest parts of running a church: trying to find a qualified youth pastor. Who wants the job, anyway, when it probably doesn't pay and doesn't even count as being a real pastor?
Published: Sunday, March 26th, 2023 @ 2:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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During a recent church service, local man Mick Cowlick found himself in an awkward position when he kept bowing his head, then peeking up to see if the Pastor was praying or preaching.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 11:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning display of spiritual fortitude, Pastor Mark Thompson of the First Baptist Church preached 13 minutes past his allotted time during Sunday's service, declaring that "this has gotta be the start of a revival!"
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 @ 9:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite having faithfully shepherded his congregation for twelve years, local Pastor Reagan Johnson has been removed from his post after a concerned congregant notified the elder board of his failing to have "Husband. Father. Pastor." in his bio on Twitter.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Senior Pastor Andy Stanley was sidetracked while delivering a sermon Sunday morning at North Point Community Church when the Bible began disagreeing with one of his points.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2023 @ 8:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Expert analysts of evangelical career trajectories said today that they believe North Point Community Church pastor Andy Stanley is within three years of embracing full-blown atheism, including the frequent wearing of fedoras and use of the term "magical sky daddy."
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local pastor was left embarrassed last weekend after proclaiming "Jesus was all about inclusion!" in his sermon, as it was later revealed he had actually been confusing Jesus with Satan the entire time.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 2:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Associate Pastor Elijah Stormbringer was assumed bodily into heaven during the Sunday service after a perfect delivery of the morning announcements.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 11:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Months after a handful of ministers visited their libraries with Pastor Story Hour events meant to oppose the Drag Queen Story Hour trend, similar initiatives are appearing across the country.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pastor Karen Younis of Pittsburgh's St. Andrew Lutheran Church has released a new, innovative Bible reading plan where people commit to one year of never reading the Bible.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Megachurch pastor Klive Fursteen has just delivered yet another hard-hitting, impassioned sermon where he couldn't help but get choked up during a particularly powerful point in the message.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Los Angeles-area Pastor John MacArthur penned an open letter to California Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom Thursday after the governor blitzed red states with abortion billboards earlier this month.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 6:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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‘The Lord Is With Us’: Florida Pastor Shares Message Of Hope After Hurricane Ian Devastates His CityAfter Hurricane Ian wreaked havoc on Fort Myers, Florida, local pastor Tom Ascol expressed trust in Jesus Christ as his congregation recovers from the damage.
Published: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022 @ 8:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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We sent our Babylon Bee investigative journalists all across the country to find out which walk-up songs famous pastors are using to hype up the crowd as they leave the on-deck circle and take the stage.
Published: Monday, September 26th, 2022 @ 12:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Houston pastor Joel Osteen has released an exciting new study Bible where he has carefully gone through and redacted every single word of the text: The Redacted Study Bible.
Published: Sunday, September 4th, 2022 @ 1:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to make his upcoming Sunday message as entertaining as possible, a local pastor plans to stay up late in search of the perfect Bible verse to compliment the hilarious personal experience he wants to share.
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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So often we find ourselves eager to see a new episode of Stranger Things. We will immediately drop whatever it is we are doing, cancel plans, and sit for hours watching closely, hanging on every word.
Published: Sunday, August 14th, 2022 @ 10:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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You probably have a male pastor and haven't even considered a female pastor. Well, this is because you are a sexist. There are tons of advantages to having a lady preacher. We've included just nine of them here:
Published: Monday, July 25th, 2022 @ 9:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Show us a pulpit, and you've shown us everything we need to know about its pastor. In fact, our panel of theology experts on staff at The Babylon Bee have the God-given ability to judge with 99.97% accuracy the theology of a church just based on its pulpit.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 2:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Kenosha pastor has “hope as a Christian” that Kyle Rittenhouse, who says he was acting in self-defense when he fatally shot two rioters last summer, will be convicted.
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 8:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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