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Trump wasn’t going to let the bust of a great man collect dust in some White House storage closet.
Published: Saturday, February 1st, 2025 @ 6:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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more conferences threaten to leave increasingly "woke" denomination
Published: Wednesday, June 5th, 2024 @ 4:48 pm
By: John Steed
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Times are tough here in the United States, especially for Christians.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 6:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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To clarify previous remarks on the nature of priestly blessings and same-sex couples, the see of Peter formally announced all such blessings are only appropriate if the priest ends the blessing by quickly adding, "No homo."
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 1:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man declared himself free of any need to belong to a local church, relying instead on the fact that he studies the Bible for himself, clearly indicating he has never studied the Bible for himself.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a crushing blow to the plans of the Evil One, the Jones family made it to church this past Sunday.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 1:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man finally reached a significant life milestone after deciding that he should probably start learning the names of some of the people with whom he has attended church for the last 21 years.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 1:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Church has threatened to excommunicate over issue, and now it has done it
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 4:25 pm
By: John Steed
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Local man Josh Reynolds officially pledged today to tithe $700 million to First Baptist Church of Beaufort, which he explained will be paid out as one dollar per year over the next 700 million years.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 8:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A woman carrying an AR-15 that had “Palestine” written on it started shooting at the megachurch of celebrity pastor Joel Osteen in Houston on Sunday, injuring one man before she was shot and killed by two off-duty officers working as security, police said.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 5:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A tree from North Carolina will once again grace the Blue Room at the White House this Christmas. Cline Church Nursery, Fleetwood, Ashe County, was selected for the honor.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:26 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Police worried about what pronouns to use
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 12:20 pm
By: John Steed
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power couple's involvement leads to political chatter by voters
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 1:50 pm
By: John Steed
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A group of men pretending to be women were invited to the Vatican today to share a special lunch with a man pretending to be Catholic.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 12:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pastor Donald Rogers of Second Baptist Birmingham started today's service by unveiling a new church disclaimer that any lyrics about lifting up your hands should be understood as strictly metaphorical.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 7:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an unexpected move, First Baptist Church of Gastonia has scored a tremendous coup for next spring's local church softball league by signing superstar outfielder/pitcher Shohei Otani to a lucrative 10-year, $600 million contract.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 1:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Willis added that God told her to pray for GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Church's position on the issue remains unchanged.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Politically correct not biblically correct
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 8:32 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Reverend Jimmy Elymas of Saint Balaam Episcopalian forcefully condemned a growing number of conservative churches who have spoken out against abortion, claiming they care more about politics than following Jesus.
Published: Thursday, January 11th, 2024 @ 10:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A church in Italy took considerable backlash for its “dangerous” and “blasphemous” nativity scene featuring a figure of a second woman — in place of Joseph — alongside the figures of the Virgin Mary and the baby Jesus.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 6:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former White House Chief COVID Adviser Dr. Anthony Fauci claimed during a recent interview that he no longer felt the need to attend church because his “personal ethics on life” were enough.
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 2:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Pope Francis is targeting yet another staunch religious conservative Cardinal in the Catholic Church who has openly criticized the Vatican.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 10:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Historians studying the Colosseum in Rome may have uncovered evidence of a first-century "He Gets Us" billboard that was hung over the arena. Experts speculate it was designed to help the controversial figure Jesus appeal to a much wider audience of arena attendees.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 7:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a desperate bid to stop First Baptist Church from voting on hideous new carpet, local elder Gary McCord took matters into his own hands and pulled the church's fire alarm.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A church scheduled for demolition to make way for VinFast’s new $4 billion EV plant in Moncure, Chatham County, may be saved after all.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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A local church found a new surge in popularity after making the revolutionary decision to forego its normal attempts to appeal to the masses and instead just start teaching the Bible.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite being a fully grown adult, local man Jeff Campbell is still calling the worship service in the sanctuary "Big Church."
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Remember the good ol' days when you could Tebow in a public-school stadium without fear of losing your job? With football season getting started, The Babylon Bee is here to save the day with a list of other ways besides Tebowing to honor God during a football game.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 10:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As single people excitedly downloaded a new Christian dating app, they were surprised to learn that the app consists only of a single screen that tells users to go to church and find a godly spouse.
Published: Friday, October 13th, 2023 @ 4:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Many people are quite familiar with Martin Luther's famous 95 Theses that he nailed to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany in 1517, but have you ever heard about his other theses that were left out at the last minute? They include some real scorchers!
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Congregants at a local church participated in a time-honored tradition this past Sunday, with everyone standing to their feet to observe the 7th Sermon Point Stretch.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 11:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We've come a long way since the crazy days of COVID-19 lockdowns, haven't we? And yet, it still seems like yesterday when the government was telling churches across the country they had to close their doors, leaving millions of believers without a group of brothers and sisters to join.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to be more sensitive to modern churchgoers, the elders at the Reformed church in Fallbrook decided to spice things up during their worship service by playing some more modern, hip music from the early twentieth century.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 2:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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