Trans Visibility At All-Time High | Eastern NC Now

Trans visibility is now at an all-time high, sources say. Experts believe this is largely due to all the bright pretty colors, the sounds of screaming and profanity, and loud gunshots.

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    WORLD     Trans visibility is now at an all-time high, sources say. Experts believe this is largely due to all the bright pretty colors, the sounds of screaming and profanity, and loud gunshots.

    "Yeah, they're, like, really visible now," said one janitor cleaning up spray paint, glitter, and blood after a recent protest. "Like, literally, in my face 7 days a week now. So visible. Congrats, guys! you did it!"

    Experts also cite the multi-million dollar contracts awarded to the trans community to promote beer, whisky, yoga pants, and makeup, as well as every other product made by large corporations. "We're so happy to promote the visibility of this oppressed minority by giving them lots of money. We've even told our Chinese Uyghur slaves to pull extra shifts making sports bras for men!" said Nike CEO John Donahoe. "Please don't murder me or my family."

    At publishing time, the trans community announced plans to demand even more visibility.

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?
  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.
  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?
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