CNN Buys Extra-Large Excavator To Help Bury Durham Report | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    ATLANTA, GA     As the Durham report reveals inconvenient facts about the Trump-Russia investigation and lies told by CNN, the cable news station elected to purchase a large excavator that will help them bury the report altogether.

    "Yeah, this baby can remove 1000 cubic yards of dirt per day," said anchor Jake Tapper, slapping the engine cover. "That's more than enough to dig a large hole and bury this report and all evidence of our crappy journalism for good!"

    "Get diggin' Carl!"

    Sources say a crowd of onlookers had gathered to watch as CNN staff threw stacks of paper, file cabinets, and hard drives into the massive hole, but they were quickly chased away by a screaming hobo who looked suspiciously like Don Lemon.

    CNN is hoping the hole outside the soon-to-be-vacated Atlanta HQ will be deep enough to cover up three years of misdoings long after they've moved on.

    At publishing time, CNN had decided to make the hole bigger in order to also accommodate their coverage of the BLM riots.

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Now that the public is allowed to know the truth regarding the Hunter Biden Laptop Scandal, after more that 2 1/2 years of deception by the corrupt Corporate Media Kabal, propropagandidats all, and the discredited Deep State, we have NOW learned that the infamous laptop is far less about the Biden Boy's fetish for pornography, narcotics and Russian whores, and far more about Hunter's pivotal role in the Biden Crime Syndicate's selling of deep access to our foreign adversaries, and to what extent it has compromised our national security: What is your opinion about this possible coordinated Treason?

  It is imperative that we know the truth of what may be the greatest scandal in our Republic's history, and all aforementioned parties prosecuted for their crimes against the People.

  Currently, our Two Tiered Justice System is constructed to protect all Democratic Socialists, their corrupt "Journalist" spokes-sheople, and their Deep State enablers ... so why bother.

  It is Donald Trump's fault.

  How can we be assured that the "Laptop" is real? Would NOT our standard journalists have investigated this issue thoroughly nearly 3 years ago if it was real?

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