Biden Says Anyone Can Crash Twitter, It Takes A Real Leader To Crash Economy

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.88% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.12% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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Biden Says Anyone Can Crash Twitter, It Takes A Real Leader To Crash Economy

Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     Responding to Ron DeSantis's presidential candidacy announcement that crashed Twitter, President Biden ridiculed the candidate, saying that true leaders like him can crash entire economies.

    "Crashing Twitter? That's for amateurs, folks. I crashed the economy! Top that!" exclaimed the President in a speech on Thursday. "That's what true leaders do. What is a Twitter?"

    Biden then walked off the edge of the stage and fell to the ground, having mistaken air for stairs.

    Experts say the President is one of the foremost experts in wrecking things--including the economy, the military, the dollar, America's hopes and dreams, and his son Hunter. "DeSantis will have a ton of catching up to do if he wants to even approach the levels of ruin wrought upon the nation by President Biden," said one expert. "When you look at how well Florida is doing, it would appear he may not be up for the job of further destroying the country."

    At publishing time, DeSantis had responded forcefully to the criticism by crashing Disney's stock.

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