Corporations Paint Rainbows On Door Posts So Woke Gangs Will Pass Them By

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

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Corporations Paint Rainbows On Door Posts So Woke Gangs Will Pass Them By

Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    U.S.     Per tradition, fabulous rainbows promoting sexual deviance are being painted on the doorposts of office buildings and storefronts as corporations race to appease the woke gangs they hope will pass them by.

    "It gets a little crazy out there this time of year," said Wal-Mart CEO Martin Wahl. "But if we do this, the woke gangs will ignore our terrible employee satisfaction and low wages."

    "Please have mercy on us, LGBTQ+ community!"

    Gay spokesman Neil Patrick Harris told businesses this month, "When we see the rainbow over your door we will overlook your past inequity and pass you by."

    "We mean business. Remember Sears? Of course, you don't."

    Drag Queen Spokesthey Ru Paul also echoed the sentiments of the gay community, warning that there will be such a cry in the U.S., such as has never been before and such as shall never be again. Until next year.

    At publishing time, the corporations had been spared from the wrath of the woke gangs only to be looted by BLM gangs.

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