Top 8 VBS Themes This Year

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.88% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.12% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 6:32 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Summertime is just around the corner, which means one thing: churches across the country are soon to be overrun with thousands of feral children. What was once upon a time known for wholesome things like cookies & Kool-Aid, learning Bible stories, and making paper cutouts of the twelve disciples has now become a daunting week-long festival of free babysitting that is usually centered around a central theme.

    The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of top VBS themes coming this summer:

The Gospel of John Wick: It's a classic retelling of Jesus's time here on Earth, only with martial arts, guns, and a very high casualty rate. Sweet!
Super Mario Brothers (In Christ): Your kids will learn how God can give them more power than any mushroom, star, or flower!
Top God: Maverick: In this high-flying thrill ride, kids will learn about how God plays by His own rules.
Avatar: The Way of Living Water: Enter a whole new world in which kids learn to let Jesus live through them like a Na'vi avatar.
The Legend of Zelda: NO Tears in God's Kingdom: Forget Hyrule, your kids will be looking forward to living in Heaven.
Paul Washer Preaches for 7 Days: Your little sinner is guaranteed to feel convicted!
Jordan Peterson Presents VBS: This program will give your kids all the moral lessons of the Bible without any theology or salvation.
Children in the Hands of an Angry God: The most severe new theme, children will experience the wrath that is to come if they do not repent NOW.

That's quite a lineup! Be on the lookout this summer for these VBS programs at churches near you.

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