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Hunter Seen At Courthouse Trying To Weigh Crack On Lady Justice's Scales
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WILMINGTON, DE A brief commotion arose outside the Delaware District Court today, as Hunter Biden was seen trying to weigh large quantities of crack cocaine on the scales held by a statue of Lady Justice.
A crowd began to form around the courthouse statute as more and more bystanders stopped to watch Hunter toss plastic bags full of a white substance onto the scales. "Do these scales actually move?" they heard Hunter asking his Secret Service detail. Several witnesses began to ask questions before being shooed away by Secret Service agents who assured them "It's baking soda. Mr. Biden needs to weigh some bags of baking soda. There's nothing to see here. Move along, please."
Unable to get an accurate measurement on the statute's scales, a frustrated Hunter packed his 12 kilos of the white substance back into the trunk of his car before ordering his driver to depart the scene.
When pressed for comment, Karine Jean-Pierre, the gay, black female who serves historically as the White House Press Secretary seemed evasive. "What the President's son does in his free time is his business," she said. "Sometimes people have large amounts of white substances they need to weigh. This is very common. Next question!"
At publishing time, Hunter was rumored to have asked his father to have the Lady Justice statue removed from the courthouse and relocated to the Biden estate.
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WILMINGTON, DE A brief commotion arose outside the Delaware District Court today, as Hunter Biden was seen trying to weigh large quantities of crack cocaine on the scales held by a statue of Lady Justice.
A crowd began to form around the courthouse statute as more and more bystanders stopped to watch Hunter toss plastic bags full of a white substance onto the scales. "Do these scales actually move?" they heard Hunter asking his Secret Service detail. Several witnesses began to ask questions before being shooed away by Secret Service agents who assured them "It's baking soda. Mr. Biden needs to weigh some bags of baking soda. There's nothing to see here. Move along, please."
Unable to get an accurate measurement on the statute's scales, a frustrated Hunter packed his 12 kilos of the white substance back into the trunk of his car before ordering his driver to depart the scene.
When pressed for comment, Karine Jean-Pierre, the gay, black female who serves historically as the White House Press Secretary seemed evasive. "What the President's son does in his free time is his business," she said. "Sometimes people have large amounts of white substances they need to weigh. This is very common. Next question!"
At publishing time, Hunter was rumored to have asked his father to have the Lady Justice statue removed from the courthouse and relocated to the Biden estate.
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Big Bob said:
( July 31st, 2023 @ 9:26 am )
A vailed reference to the final solution isn't exactly a good campeign slogan. Just saying.
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Leftists are the Beanie Babies of this era.
And just like Beanie Babies from decades past, I keep my distance NOW from that level of insanity. Leftists are that inconsequential, and will eventually find themselves on the endangered list as the utterly useless of all creatures. |
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Stan, are the unscrupulous lefties in the room with you now? Under the bed perhaps? Get a grip man.
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Big Bob: And, I could never imagine what it must be like to walk through today's times as an unscrupulous Leftist.
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Perfection is a mighty cross to bare.
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Remarkably, I don't have any crack addicts in my family, nor do we have any extortionists, or traitors to the United States of America.
I have had members of my family afflicted from the PTSD born from real combat defending our Republic's continuance, but none shaking down foreign adversaries for tens of millions of dollars; the product sold - access at the highest levels of government bureaucracy. I thank the good Lord every day for the Republican majority in the House of Representatives that are doing real investigations to ferret out the Non Patriot Traitors serving the corrupt Democratic Socialist party and their sorry selves. Speaker Kevin McCarthy has won the hearts of Real Republicans; every one I know has his back because he has ours, patriots all. |
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Any readers have an addict in the family? I bet some of you do. Politics aside, you know what the Biden's go through because you see it in your own family. You know how tough it is. Addiction is awful. Maybe throwing the first stone isn't the best policy? Speaking of that, why am I having to remind you good Christians one of the most important lessons of your own religion?
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Hunter’s coke. Ukraine war because they are blackmailing Biden. The most criminal administration in the history of the White House a complete two tiered justice system. Trump innocent of all charges and we want it stopped now.
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America has become mentally sick the world is looking at this country and laughing
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Our government has become more socialist and communist acting than ever before. The only difference between us china and Russia is money spent for freedom.
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Now, this one is funny.
When Hunter's business partners are reported to have written how "stupid Hunter is," one must only consider how, in this one inexplicable case, "the fruit falls not far from the tree." |
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