10 Horrible Things That Happened Since Roe V. Wade Was Reversed | Eastern NC Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Just one year ago, Roe v. Wade was reversed by evil right-wing justices, and the consequences have been every bit as devastating as we knew they would be.

    Join The Babylon Bee team as we take a trip through the past year, and all the horrible aftereffects of ending Roe v. Wade.

• Literally millions of horrifying baby giggles: Everyone now has to hear the most delightfully pleasant sound on earth. SO gross.
• Inflation: Know whose fault that is? Yep, babies.
• Millions of dads now had less time to play video games: Don't these babies know Tears of the Kingdom came out?
• Hundreds of innocent corporations had to pay maternity leave: Won't someone think of the corporations?!
• More toddlers were driving those annoying little popping vacuum things: We're finally certain there will be plenty of those toys in Hell.
• The implosion of the OceanGate submarine: We're sure this is related somehow.
• Parents had less money for their twice-daily caramel macchiato soy lattes with extra whip: How are people supposed to make it through the day now?
• The park where you did your yoga is now infected with noisy kids: "Namaste?" No, more like "Nah, I'm out."
• All your friends wanted you to look at pictures of their beautiful babies: Ugh...makes you realize how empty your life is, doesn't it?
• Loser men had a harder time getting laid as women were more selective in choosing their partners: Banning abortion has been a disaster for worthless, unaccomplished men. This is unacceptable.

    See how horrible the world is now? Thanks a lot, fascists!

poll#152

With Roe v Wade (originated in 1973) overturned by the US Supreme Court, thereby allowing decisions on abortion legislation completely returned to the states: Where do you find your position on such a "Life and Death" issue for the American People?

  Yes, I approve of the US Supreme Court's decision to reinstate this "medical" issue back to the states' legislative responsibility to regulate.

  No, I believe that every woman should have complete access to abortion on demand.

  This issue is far beyond my intellectual capacity to understand.

586 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?