Biden Says Giant Oversized Check From Burisma He’s Holding Is Right-Wing Misinformation | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     During a balloon-bedazzled spectacle on the front steps of the White House, unifying and decent President Biden reiterated that the giant, oversized check from Burisma that he held in his hands was right-wing misinformation.

    "The absurd notion that there's overwhelming evidence I took bribes from Burisma for political favors is Ultra MAGA malarky," said Biden as a grinning Ed McMahon lookalike shook the president's hand for a photo op and a marching band bellowed For He's A Jolly Good Fellow. "Why, I've never even heard of Burisma or Ukraine or mothballs or oatmeal."

    When asked by a journalist about his son Hunter's WhatsApp conversation that seemed to place Biden in the room as Hunter demanded bribe money, the wily politician quickly changed the subject by asking the journalist if he had any delicious little children.

    Biden added that there wasn't a sliver of evidence that the skywriting plane above the White House had just written, "HEY JOE DID YOU GET THE GIANT BRIBERY CHECK FROM US YET?"

    At publishing time, President Biden had left the spectacular non-bribery event to pay a visit to his youngest granddaughter, Burisma Biden.

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After nearly 8 months of the United States House of Representatives' Oversight Committee hearings, House Speaker Mike Johnson is pursuing an Impeachment Inquiry into the strong allegations of Bribery, Influence Peddling, Money laundering and possible Treason regarding the Biden Family Shell Corporations' business dealings with foreign nations that are adversarial to our survival: Is it prudent and wise for the Republican controlled U.S. House to investigate this Democratic Socialist President?

  No, Democratics should never be investigated because they are so superior to their Republican counterparts, and care so much more.

  Yes, in a Constitutional Republic, bound by the Rule of Law, no one is above the law, and that law must be applied evenly.

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