Report: Noah's Wife Repeatedly Asked Him To Stop Posing On Prow Of Ark Shouting, 'I'm The King Of The World!' | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    MESOPOTAMIA     According to Bible scholars, Noah's wife was repeatedly forced to shout at him to stop posing himself atop the prow of the Ark and bellowing, "I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

    Historians claim the patriarch's wife kept coming onto the upper deck of the ship and finding her husband standing with his arms outstretched and shouting the phrase as the really big boat made its way through the rising flood waters that covered the earth. "Wooo! Woohoo!" he reportedly shouted as the large boat was buffeted by the wind and waves for 40 days and 40 nights. At publishing time, experts had also posited that Noah kept annoying everyone else on the boat by playing Celine Deon's "My Heart Will Go On" on repeat over the boat's PA system.
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