9 Signs That In Retrospect Made It Obvious Judas Was The Betrayer

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9 Signs That In Retrospect Made It Obvious Judas Was The Betrayer

Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 3:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

Even at the Last Supper, Jesus' disciples were still not keen to know who was the traitor among them - yet looking back, the signs were all there. Here are nine obvious clues that should have alerted the disciples to who would betray the Lord:

Was always playing music on speaker phone in public: Pretty clear red flag.
Used the "light" setting on the toaster: Always a strong sign of Satanic possession.
Always called Wednesday "Hump Day": Obviously was destined for Hell.
Was a huge Red Sox fan: Huge tip-off.
Double dipped his bread in the oil: RED ALERT.
Ordered his steak well done: Not sure how the disciples missed this.
Always brought "Diplomacy" to game night: Such plain evidence of his heart's treachery.
Put the toilet paper roll on so it unrolls from the bottom: How could there be any doubt this was the betrayer of Christ?
Used an Android phone, so the disciple's group texts always came through in green, and whenever anyone laughed at a message, it would say "Andrew laughed at..." instead of adding the "Haha" graphic, and if Judas was out in a remote area without cell coverage, his messages wouldn't come through, and then seven messages would all come through suddenly a week later, like "Hey, was I supposed to get the food for those five thousand people?": This could not have been more obvious.

Looking back, it was all so clear! Hindsight is 20/20.

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