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In ancient times, there were only 2 genders. Then science was invented, and we discovered thousands more!

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    In ancient times, there were only 2 genders. Then science was invented, and we discovered thousands more!

    Are you confused about gender theory? Well, today is the day you've been waiting for, because The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender is out and ready for purchase right now!

    Full of informative, mind-blowing, 100% accurate information to go with helpful infographics and stick-figure illustrations, The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender will answer all your pressing questions about gender and the hot-button issues surrounding it in the news today. What is a man? What is a woman? How many genders are there, anyway? How do you choose your gender? The minds behind The Babylon Bee have all these questions covered, and so much more.

    It's time for human civilization to move beyond the archaic "O.G." binary gender categories of "male" and "female," and move into the present, where anyone can pick any one of the 437 brand new genders, not to mention the endless supply of pronouns you can choose! It's fun for the whole family!

    It's everything you've ever wanted to know about gender but were afraid to ask. So what are you waiting for? If you want to learn something, become a better person, and support the Bee, follow this link and purchase your copy of The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender now!

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?
  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.
  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?
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