Biden Approves Continuation Of Border Wall After Getting 10% Kickback From Construction Company

Home

Biden Approves Continuation Of Border Wall After Getting 10% Kickback From Construction Company

Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 1:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    U.S.     President Biden restarted construction on Trump's border wall Thursday after his son inked out a deal to secure a 10% kickback from the construction company.

    "Hunter is the smartest guy I know," said Biden. "I'd like to see Trump get a 10% rebate on anything, Jack."

    A reporter was reportedly expelled from the White House Press Corps after pointing out that the rebate constituted a bribe. "Sir, it's not a rebate. They upped the price by 10% and then gave you the difference so they wouldn't lose money on the deal. Why are you openly accepting kickbacks?"

    The president fell down a flight of stairs before he could answer the bold accusation.

    The Biden-era sections of the border wall are allegedly made out of a weaker material than Trump-era sections and will even feature revolving doors in some areas.

    Conservatives have been critical of the president's border wall additions. "Why are we wasting money on an intentionally ineffective border wall when we could be sending the money straight to Ukraine?" asked Sen Lindsey Graham. "The president gets 10% back either way."

Go Back

Login to Leave a Comment

Comments

Washingtonian said:

( October 21st, 2023 @ 12:14 pm )

Everyone I see on TV queries: "Why is/did President Biden go to Isarel at this specific time?" Well, did anyone check to see if Hunter "bagman" Biden was with him on AirForce One?

Stan Deatherage said:

( October 19th, 2023 @ 1:07 pm )

What if we could figure out a way to funnel 10% to The Big Guy to re-enact all of President Trump's very workable ideas about how to run America's Executive Branch, while getting around all those pesky, and not so very smart Democratic Socialists, think how very much better off this Representative Republic would be right now?

Sure, the Biden Crime Family would be Infamously wealthy on ill begotten gains, and it would set a terrible precedent in exponential corruption, but think how much better of the United States would be right now, and I will argue that we could save a tremendous amount of money for the taxpayers, even while allowing The Biden Crime Family The Big Guy's 10% rake-off.

But really, truly think about it: Wouldn't it be nice to survive this Idiot President's massively destructive presidency, until the '"Adults," nay, the smart people win back the room?'

Remember this one truth: Stupid can get you killed. And are you NOT fully fed-up with what constitutes full and utter Stupid.

Courageous Dissident Reads Banned Book He Bought From The 'Banned Books' Section Of Barnes & Noble

Babylon Bee, Editorials, Op-Ed & Politics

Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home, Rants About Deprogramming The Populace