Study Shows 10 Out Of 10 Babies Prefer Female Boobs | Eastern NC Now

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    U.S.     A new study from the National Institutes of Health has found that 10 out of 10 newborn babies greatly prefer female boobs over man boobs.

    The study, which looked at over 12,000 infants in labor and delivery facilities across the nation, found the results were universal and had no exceptions whatsoever.

    "In virtually every case, we found that babies much preferred a mother's breastmilk over the artificial drug-induced green fetish fluid squeezed out of the gross male nipple of a trans person," said Dr. Bob Bill, who led the study. "This may indicate a serious transphobia problem in the baby community."

    Critics of the study say the data is flawed since it does not take into account the official trans science which has already confirmed that breastmilk and trans man boob fluid are virtually the same and should not be considered different in any way whatsoever unless you want to be canceled and maybe murdered.

    At publishing time, the authors of the study had pulled their results, apologized to the trans community, and begged to keep their jobs.