The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Strongly Encourages Joe Biden To Get Back Into Politics | Eastern NC Now

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    With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The Babylon Bee would like to offer our enthusiastic and heartfelt support for this thrilling possibility.

    President Biden brought unprecedented dignity, competence, and mental acuity to his role as President, and we know he will bring that same level of keen, level-headed leadership to his next role.

    Also, we're having a hard time coming up with headlines today, and Biden always gives us great material.

    Who could forget when he inspired the nation with a call to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure? Or when he tried to nibble on a baby? Or the endearing way he geriatrically shuffled across the White House lawn, making everyone watching him say things like: "Oh no! He's going to fall!"

    Our democracy was a better place with ol' Joe.

    We strongly urge Biden, or whoever is in charge of Biden right now, to get that old, wrinkly codger back in the political game ASAP. The nation needs him.

    We need him.

    Seriously, we need joke material for the website before our boss walks in and fires us for not being funny.

    Affectionately yours,

    The Babylon Bee Editorial Staff