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Massachusetts Democratic Governor Maura Healey tapped a woman she was romantically involved with for multiple years to serve on the state’s Supreme Judicial Court.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 8:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Thursday morning hearing made it clear that Fulton County DA Fani Willis’ case against former President Donald Trump may be in serious jeopardy — and the direct testimony of her special prosecutor Nathan Wade, to whom Willis has been romantically linked, appears to have only made things worse.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 8:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a bold pledge, a local family has announced it will accomplish all of its Christmas gift shopping early this year, despite the fact that they will, once again, all be scrambling to stores at 5 P.M. on Christmas Eve later this year.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As the situation leading up to a vote to determine whether he would remain as Speaker of the House began to look more grim, Kevin McCarthy sought to take matters into his own hands and began frantically running through the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 11:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Shoppers observed a woman frantically buying up all pumpkin-shaped kitchen items at a local Home Goods store this week after falling for the oldest "You Have This But It's Not Shaped Like An Adorable Fall Pumpkin" marketing trick in the book.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This is the man pretending to be a woman who invaded womens swimming events
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: John Steed
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Russians frantically try to evacuate nuclear arsenal as rebel fiighters on its doorstop
Published: Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023 @ 9:41 pm
By: John Steed
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The ongoing blurring of gender lines reached yet another milestone today, as a local man frantically and effeminately shooed a bee away from his face, resulting in him being granted honorary womanhood.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 11:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Republicans have requested a congressional recess following another failed round of voting for the next Speaker of the House so they can frantically binge-watch old episodes of Schoolhouse Rock and figure out what they're supposed to be doing.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 3:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Gisele Bündchen is being romantically tied to her Jiu-Jitsu instructor, Joaquim Valente, after paparazzi spied the pair in Costa Rica, but a pal of the supermodel says they’re not an item.
Published: Monday, December 5th, 2022 @ 6:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Large boat orders have picked up and manufacturing companies are frantically trying to keep up with the demand.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 12:23 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
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Conservative Larry Elder posted a meme Tuesday to his verified Instagram account highlighting left-wing media figures and politicos who push racial politics and are romantically partnered with white people.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 7:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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