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National fast-food chain Jack in the Box was forced to declare bankruptcy today immediately after news broke that hip hop artist Snoop Dogg announced he is giving up smoking weed.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a closed-door meeting to discuss the issue and take an official vote, residents of the state of Texas announced their plan to continue pretending Whataburger is good.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Many Americans are growing worried over the looming financial crisis as banks continue to close down due to lack of funds, a dilemma that kicked off over the weekend with a run on Silicon Valley Bank.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 9:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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