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A pet peeve of mine has long been how poorly we treat history in our school system, and, subsequently, the periodicals that represent who we are.
Published: Saturday, December 6th, 2025 @ 11:40 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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As the nation recognizes veterans this month, the North Carolina Forest Service is offering a 20 percent discount on tree-seedling orders placed throughout November by active military, honorably discharged veterans, and retired service members.
Published: Friday, November 28th, 2025 @ 4:32 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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“If the words I’m saying today are making your heart sink, then you should do the honorable thing and resign."
Published: Thursday, October 9th, 2025 @ 3:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"Anora" walked away with 5 Oscars.
Published: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025 @ 7:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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I reckon one could always argue that ignorance rests in the eyes of the beholder, but, I'm not taking that bet ... not in these Orwellian times, when so few of our fellow travelers know so little of what is real, and far too much of what otherwise might be terminally fake.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 9:02 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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A local uncultured peasant was unable to make it to work Monday because his Uber driver arrived in a brand-new Tesla Model 3 and he couldn't figure out how to open the door.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 8:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The most honorable and benevolent Supreme Leader of the glorious Chinese Empire arrived in San Francisco this week to inspect his newest colony in The Americas.
Published: Saturday, January 20th, 2024 @ 1:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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To quiet controversy surrounding statements made about Jewish students facing antisemitism on campus, UPenn President Liz Magill announced the start of a new school tradition where she will hold a ceremony to light the "Please Don't Pull That $100 Million Donation" Menorah.
Published: Monday, December 11th, 2023 @ 1:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Alumni past and present gathered at the steps of Low Library on Columbia's Morningside campus in New York City to celebrate the awarding of an honorary doctorate to none other than Osama Bin Laden.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 12:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tragedy struck the Christofferson household this weekend when wife Hailey ignorantly sipped water that was neither filtered, remineralized, nor served in her 640 oz Stanley™ micro tumbler, causing her to die instantly.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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American universities have become factories that produce “ignorant activists” instead of educated citizens after decades of radical leftists getting into faculty positions on campuses across the country, Michael Knowles said at Cornell University Monday night.
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Billionaire hedge fund manager Bill Ackman and Harvard alumnus admitted ignorance toward his old university’s so-called diverse and inclusive organizational framework on Monday by criticizing the Ivy League’s efforts as anything but inclusive for all marginalized groups.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed Heath Nance to serve as District Court Judge in Judicial District 13, serving Bladen, Brunswick and Columbus counties. He will fill the vacancy created by the Superior Court appointment of the Honorable C. Ashley Gore.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 9:18 am
By: Governor's Office
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WINNEMUCCA, NV — The Jorgensen family's home lies in a sea of residences, each more vulnerable than the last, ignorant of the numerous daily threats that seek nothing more than to infiltrate the innocent abode and cause a plethora of unspeakable harms upon them.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 11:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis battled Left-leaning CBS News host Norah O’Donnell in an interview this week over the issue of abortion and parental rights in schools.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 2:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Heath Bentley declared to his friend Gill today that no person needs an AR-15, displaying his obvious ignorance of Texas cockroaches.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has announced the nomination of the Honorable Quintin McGee to serve as Special Superior Court Judge. He has been nominated to serve as a Special Superior Court Judge to fill the vacancy created by the retirement of the Honorable Stanley Carmichael on July 1, 2023.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 5:07 pm
By: Governor's Office
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed Kendra Montgomery-Blinn to serve as District Court Judge in Judicial District 14, serving Durham County. She will fill the vacancy created by the Honorable Shamieka Rhinehart’s appointment to the Superior Court.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 3:16 pm
By: Governor's Office
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California Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom mocked the rhetoric used by parents protesting against LGBT issues being implemented in their children’s curriculum, calling it “profoundly ignorant.”
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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Nora Worley Williams, 94, of Windsor passed away surrounded by family August 20, 2023 in Chocowinity.
Published: Tuesday, August 22nd, 2023 @ 8:10 am
By: Announcements
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed the Honorable C. Ashley Gore to serve as Superior Court Judge in Judicial District 13A, serving Bladen and Columbus counties. She will fill the vacancy created by the retirement of Judge Douglas Sasser.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 7:26 pm
By: Governor's Office
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed Joel Oakley to serve as District Court Judge in Judicial District 18, serving Guilford County. He will fill the vacancy created by the Honorable Tonia Cutchin’s appointment to the Superior Court.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 4:57 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Vice President Kamala Harris was honored with an honorary degree from America's premier clown college Wednesday for her hard work clowning around the nation's capital. Harris joins a pantheon of great American clowns such as Lori Lightfoot and John Wayne Gacy.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 5:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Joe Biden was recently awarded an honorary doctorate degree from Howard University, a rare honor bestowed upon him just three years after he became Honorary President.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 5:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed Anna Goodwin to serve as District Court Judge in Judicial District 20B, serving Union County. She was appointed to fill the vacancy created by the election of the Honorable Matt Smith to Superior Court.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 7:39 am
By: Governor's Office
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed Edgar F. Bogle to serve as District Court Judge in Judicial District 27A serving Gaston County. He will fill the vacancy created by the retirement of the Honorable James A. Jackson.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 6:38 pm
By: Governor's Office
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It would appear the end of the world has been postponed long enough for former child environmental star Greta Thunberg to be awarded an honorary doctorate from the University of Helsinki.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 3:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Attorney General Merrick Garland assured U.S. Senators, under oath, that leaks about investigations regarding presidents’ handling of sensitive documents while out of office are not “directed” by the Justice Department.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 8:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: Today, Governor Roy Cooper announced the nomination of the Honorable Edwin G. Wilson, Jr. to serve as Special Superior Court Judge.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 1:04 am
By: Governor's Office
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The ongoing blurring of gender lines reached yet another milestone today, as a local man frantically and effeminately shooed a bee away from his face, resulting in him being granted honorary womanhood.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 11:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) and the U.S. Northern Command have released a statement on Saturday night about the unidentified object that was shot down off the coast of Alaska late this week.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 7:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed the Honorable W. Rob Lewis, II to serve as District Court Judge in Judicial District 6, serving Bertie, Halifax, Hertford and Northampton counties. He will fill the vacancy created by the election of the Honorable Brenda Branch to Superior Court Judge.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 5:14 pm
By: Governor's Office
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A House Democrat who is the first Chinese American woman elected to Congress reportedly earned a leadership role with a suspected intelligence front for the Chinese Communist Party.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 1:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed the Honorable Judge Shamieka Rhinehart to serve as Superior Court Judge in Judicial District 14A, serving part of Durham County. She will fill the vacancy created by the retirement of the Honorable Orlando Hudson.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 7:45 pm
By: Governor's Office
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After managing to make $200 Billion disappear in a single year, tech entrepreneur Elon Musk was made an honorary member of Congress by unanimous vote.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 1:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed the Honorable Craig James to serve as District Court Judge in Judicial District 11, serving Johnston, Harnett and Lee Counties.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 11:33 am
By: Governor's Office
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Alvin and Nora Spleent, the parents of three adorable, rambunctious children, reportedly rushed to get their offspring fed, bathed, and into bed so the couple could sit down and enjoy their favorite tv show.
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 3:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Attorney General Merrick Garland marked the first night of the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah with a call for Americans to come together to oppose a “disturbing” rise in anti-Semitism and other acts of bigotry.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 9:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper announced that he will appoint Allison Riggs to serve as a North Carolina Court of Appeals judge. She will fill the vacancy created by the Honorable Richard Dietz’s election to the North Carolina Supreme Court.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 4:36 am
By: Governor's Office
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Former Rightful-President Hillary Clinton has been awarded an honorary medical license by the Canadian Minister of Health due to her decades of experience providing dignified euthanasia services to men and women in America.
Published: Thursday, December 15th, 2022 @ 11:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Inside the Illinois State Capitol sits a display of several religious exhibits for the holiday season, which includes a Jewish menorah, the Christian nativity scene, and the “Serpent of Genesis” from the Satanic Temple, as reported by local radio media.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 8:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Governor Roy Cooper has appointed the Honorable Donald Cureton, Jr. to serve as Superior Court Judge in Judicial District 26A serving part of Mecklenburg County.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 7:54 am
By: Governor's Office
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper appointed Scott Conrad as District Court Judge to Judicial District 25 serving Burke, Caldwell and Catawba counties today. He will fill the vacancy created by the retirement of The Honorable Burford Cherry. Conrad was also elected earlier this month for this seat.
Published: Monday, December 5th, 2022 @ 12:25 pm
By: Governor's Office
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RALEIGH: Governor Roy Cooper has appointed The Honorable Tonia Cutchin to serve as Superior Court Judge in Judicial District 18E, serving part of Guilford County. The Honorable Susan Bray retired recently and Judge Cutchin will fill the vacant seat created by her retirement.
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 3:31 pm
By: Governor's Office
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A growing number of progressives are requesting amnesty for extreme COVID policies that shattered countless lives, claiming it was in ignorance.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After unleashing another barrage of antisemitic comments, Ye has been named an honorary member of "The Squad".
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 8:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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