In a terribly awkward moment, Russian President Vladimir Putin and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy both showed up to cheer at the same campaign rally for President Joe Biden.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 7:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky dismissed the country’s chief military commander on Thursday, just days after hinting at the shakeup as he looks to “reset” the Ukrainian military’s struggling war effort against Russia.
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 10:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House ran cover for President Joe Biden on Thursday when pressed on why the commander in chief has not held a traditional year-end news conference.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) refused to budge on his demand for a border security overhaul in exchange for more aid to Ukraine after meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Capitol Hill on Tuesday.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is calling for the immediate suspension of Presidential elections in his country, so that he may focus all his efforts on fighting to protect democracy in Ukraine.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 9:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A lucky young boy who went trick-or-treating at the United States Capitol building came away with $40 billion in candy after dressing up as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 3:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to raise more funds to support Ukraine's war efforts against Russia, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky had ushers pass around an offering plate during his speech to the United Nations General Assembly.
Published: Monday, November 20th, 2023 @ 8:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Sunday invited former U.S. President Donald Trump to visit Ukraine to make good on his vow of settling the Eastern European nation’s ongoing conflict with Russia in “24 hours”
Published: Monday, November 20th, 2023 @ 8:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrived in the U.S. to petition the U.N. for additional funds for the ongoing war with Russia, he was angered to learn one of his F-35s had been carelessly ruined by the American military.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a major breakthrough in the ongoing war with Russia, Ukraine has developed a new weapon powered by one of its most abundant renewable resources — American dollars.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 12:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the war against Russia still raging, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced a new incentive program to encourage women to enlist in the Ukrainian military, with each woman who signs up receiving a free pumpkin spice latte.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) said on Thursday he denied Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky‘s request to deliver an address to a joint session of Congress.
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 11:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a bold statement of strength and resolve, President Joe Biden vowed to keep up the war effort against Russia as long as any Ukrainian man, woman, or child was left drawing breath to fight.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Senate passed on Wednesday a formal dress code, putting an end to the brief reign of “The Fetterman Rule” named after Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) and his penchant for casual attire.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 9:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) is stitching together a Senate coalition to reverse the controversial decision to stop enforcement of the chamber’s dress code, which has been dubbed “The Fetterman Rule” in a nod to one member with a penchant for casual attire.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 5:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Biden administration announced on Wednesday that it would supply Ukraine with depleted uranium tank rounds for the first time in its ongoing war with Russia.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mecha Hitler received a standing ovation at Canada's House of Commons last week in recognition of his hard work fighting the Soviets while overseeing experiments at Castle Wolfenstein.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The media and general public were collectively unsure how to respond today, as a visiting "alien commander" from space held a press conference to ask the people of Earth to provide his planet with $40 billion in foreign aid
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Kentucky Republican Senator Rand Paul said he would move to hold up any spending bill providing more money to Ukraine as the deadline for Congress to fund the federal government approaches.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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An Obama administration task force determined in late 2015 that Ukraine merited a $1 billion loan guarantee before then-Vice President Joe Biden leveraged the aid to oust a controversial prosecutor.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 12:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Casualties continue to mount in the ongoing Ukraine-Russia conflict, causing Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to make the decision to call up 3,000 U.S. military reserve soldiers.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 12:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said war is “returning” to Russian soil after a drone attack in Moscow.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 1:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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As a sign of ongoing commitment and support for Ukraine in its war against Russia, American President Joe Biden has announced he is officially canceling the 2024 elections.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 12:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Facing mounting criticism over inflation and families struggling to make ends meet, President Joe Biden publicly boasted about how well his administration has handled the Ukrainian economy.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 6:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A top Biden administration official on Sunday said the United States would continue to send Ukraine aid and weapons “as long as it takes” for the war with Russia to come to an end.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 3:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump said during an interview over the weekend that his plan to end the war in Ukraine in just 1 day involves threatening to give Ukraine “more” weapons “than they ever got” if Russian President Vladimir Putin does not bring the war to an end.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 1:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 3:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Tensions flared today after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy accused Russia of sending espionage agents into his country to place little Nazi stickers on all his soldiers' helmets.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A major dam was destroyed early Tuesday morning local time in Russian-occupied territory in southern Ukraine.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 10:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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With Tax Day rapidly approaching, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky issued a helpful reminder to all American taxpayers of the importance of paying their taxes in a timely manner while tearing through the war-torn streets of Kyiv in a brand new Ferrari F430.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 8:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Russia blamed the United States Thursday for an alleged drone attack on the Kremlin that Moscow said was a foiled assassination plot against President Vladimir Putin.
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 12:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The most recovery they've seen is in middle and high school math, with the least recovery in middle school reading.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 6:27 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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A Ukrainian court placed a leading Orthodox priest under house arrest Saturday, accusing him of justifying Russian aggression days after he allegedly cursed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 2:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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