In a startling new study reviewed by Congress, it was revealed that a staggering 3 million Americans lost their lives last year fishing around in the crack of their seats while driving for lost Chick-fil-A waffle fries.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Chick-fil-A has finally come around to celebrating pride month this year. The fast-food company has announced that throughout June, all waffle fries will be covered in salt from Lot's wife.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 10:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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