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Peggy Wallace Satterthwaite, age 80, a resident of Pantego, NC died Sunday February 16, 2025 at River Trace Nursing and Rehabilitation.
Published: Monday, February 17th, 2025 @ 7:06 am
By: Announcements
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The long-awaited release of unredacted portions of court documents related to the late Jeffrey Epstein is upon us, providing everyone with the names of several prominent figures who will never face prosecution or any consequences of any kind.
Published: Tuesday, May 14th, 2024 @ 2:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“Anti-racist” author Ibram X. Kendi, “1619 Project” author Nikole Hannah-Jones, and a number of others claimed that the long-awaited exit of Harvard University President Claudine Gay was a coordinated racist attack — and the backlash was immediate.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Top Republicans hammered President Joe Biden on Thursday after special counsel Robert Hur released his long awaited report on the findings from his criminal investigation into Biden’s handling of classified material.
Published: Sunday, February 18th, 2024 @ 7:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local couple capped off a lovely evening together at an Italian restaurant by having their waitress provide them with a to-go box so they can make sure the inside of their car will smell like chicken parmesan for the next three weeks.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 9:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Kevin McCathy (R-CA) praised his successor in the role of House speaker, Mike Johnson (R-LA), on Sunday for overseeing the long-awaited release of more January 6 footage to the public.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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The scab covering the still-fresh wound of his removal from office was ripped back open today, as Kevin McCarthy's long-awaited "Speaker of the House" nameplate finally arrived from the engraver.
Published: Monday, December 4th, 2023 @ 4:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Excitement abounded over the weekend as the long-awaited Sphere at the Venitian Resort had its grand opening. Attendees reported a wondrous, mind-blowing experience that would have been truly magnificent if it had not been spoiled by a U2 concert.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 6:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the sun rose on a new day in America, the staunch guardians of free speech and journalistic integrity that is the media eagerly waited for the daily email from the Biden administration to notify them of the day's official instructions and talking points.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 10:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Surprise, surprise — wokeness has spread far beyond our own galaxy. With the long-awaited release of Starfield, the science fiction action-role-playing game from Bethesda, hardcore gamers will now be forced to play a game that crams a big steaming pile of WOKE down their throats every time they play
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 12:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Liberal man Jonathan Seymour passed away, dying on the toilet as he awaited instructions from the Center for Disease Control on how to wipe his own butt.
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Aurora, NC – Aurora Mayor Clif Williams announced that the town has secured the final funding necessary to begin construction on the long-awaited Aurora Industrial Park.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:28 pm
By: ENC NOW
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A dedicated mall enthusiast was left severely disappointed this week after a long-awaited trip to the National Mall failed to live up to expectations, with the visitor shocked to discover the lack of any of his favorite stores.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Special counsel John Durham‘s long-awaited report serves as a guide for how Congress can further investigate the Russiagate controversy, according to a top GOP lawmaker.
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 4:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A leading Treasury Department official refuses to admit President Joe Biden waited until the threat of a historic default became imminent to negotiate the debt ceiling.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 7:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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More than 60% of people requesting an emergency grant waited between 31 to 153 days for help. Federal law requires that Emergency Solutions Grant Program funds be paid within 30 days.
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 9:39 am
By: Carolina Journal
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House Republicans released their long-awaited proposal to avert a debt ceiling crisis in a bid to end a standoff with the White House.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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CBS White House correspondent Ed O’Keefe put the screws to retired Admiral John Kirby during a Thursday briefing, pressing him on the administration’s decision to release a long-awaited assessment of the chaotic Afghanistan withdrawal just before a holiday weekend.
Published: Sunday, April 9th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A resurfaced clip of transgender federal health official Dr. Rachel Levine saying an adult transition gave Levine the chance to be a father is circulating on social media amid Levine’s recent, full-throated advocacy for sex changes for minors.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 8:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Singer Ed Sheeran recently revealed that his wife was diagnosed with a tumor while she was pregnant but chose not to pursue treatment until she gave birth to the baby.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 12:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The long-awaited Center For Celebrating The Protestant Heritage Of Artistic Excellence opened to the public in John Calvin's home city of Geneva, Switzerland last week, after nearly 30 years of constructing the massive building and compiling the greatest works of Protestant art
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2023 @ 6:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In preparation for his long-awaited visit to survey the damage left in the wake of the East Palestine, Ohio train derailment disaster, U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg's team is briefing him on the catastrophe by using a wooden toy train set.
Published: Saturday, February 25th, 2023 @ 1:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Friday, the North Carolina Utilities Commission (NCUC) released its long-awaited Carbon Plan, which aims to significantly reduce carbon emissions by 2030 and reach carbon neutrality by 2050.
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 9:51 am
By: Carolina Journal
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waited until after midterm elections to reveal Biden classified documents mishandled
Published: Thursday, January 12th, 2023 @ 8:31 am
By: John Steed
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Following a long-awaited and much-publicized visit to the U.S.-Mexico border, President Joe Biden sought to reassure the American people that the nation's southern border is every bit as secure as America's elections.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 8:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Bail Project, an organization that openly states that it wants to “disrupt the money bail system” and is backed by celebrities including John Legend, Danny Glover, and Richard Branson, has closed its Las Vegas chapter
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 1:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local "Coco Loco" waiter Jesús Fernandez reportedly fed five thousand hungry people today with a single order of bottomless chips and salsa.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 2:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to entice more customers who are looking for a real, authentic Italian dining experience, Olive Garden is now requiring all their wait staff to use that funny hand gesture Italian people always use.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local husband Terry McGerry was seen beaming with confidence as he waited in line at the department store checkout, having picked out the wrong Christmas present for his wife weeks earlier than usual.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 7:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The world waited eagerly for further information on the Hunter Biden laptop story suppression from Twitter owner Elon Musk, who had vowed to reveal the details of potential government collusion with the media
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 2:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local family physician Dr. Baines waited in rapt anticipation today to learn what plethora of diseases his patient Mrs. Lamb had diagnosed herself with via WebMD.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 7:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Die-hard politicos, pundits and partisans waited into early morning hours before getting real clarity on election winners and losers.
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 1:04 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Local man Alan Tucker patiently waited for his entire family to fall asleep so he could hide in the office to listen to Taylor Swift's newest album Midnights.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Greetings, human. Long have I waited for you to unlatch the screen door that once kept me from entering your domain — that confounding portal I can see through but not fly through for some reason.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 6:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Legendary soccer player David Beckham tried not to attract any attention as he joined the thousands waiting hours upon hours to say farewell to the late Queen Elizabeth II.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 2:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former Trump White House Official Rob Porter, who resigned from his job amid a dubious “MeToo” case, said he waited years to tell his side of the story because he refused to take an expedient path to doing so.
Published: Sunday, September 18th, 2022 @ 8:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Hillary Clinton, still fixated on the 2016 election which was her last gasp in gaining the presidency, decided to offer her tearful rendition of a speech she never gave: her 2016 victory speech.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 11:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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MORRISTOWN, TN—As an expression of love, devotion, and infinite gratitude, local husband Jerbis Dorvney waited until after midnight on Mother's Day to ask his wife to change their kid's stinky diaper.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 10:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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For a short while, at the most recent Beaufort County Commissioners Meeting - June 1, 2020, there appeared to be some degree of optimism that the small businesses of Beaufort County might get a much awaited, and much needed financial shot-in-the arm.
Published: Friday, January 14th, 2022 @ 12:11 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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A long-awaited, comprehensive report, released last week, concluded that male-to-female transgender athletes do, in fact, have a competitive advantage against biologically female athletes and its' impossible to guarantee both safety and fairness if male-to-female transgender athletes can participate
Published: Wednesday, November 17th, 2021 @ 3:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Nineteen-year-old Brian Nicolai of Kwethluk, Alaska (some 388 miles west of Anchorage), armed himself with rifles, donned a helmet and ballistic vest, broke into the village public safety building, set off the fire alarm, and then waited to ambush responding police officers.
Published: Saturday, May 30th, 2020 @ 5:19 pm
By: LifeZette
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