"The blood is going to be on your hands."
Published: Thursday, March 14th, 2024 @ 7:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Accomplishments recognized in the award include adopting a resolution on institutional neutrality, adopting the Chicago Principles, prohibiting compelled speech and establishing the UNC School of Civic Life and Leadership.
Published: Thursday, March 14th, 2024 @ 7:01 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Hundreds of thousands of migrants have arrived since 2022.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 2:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Israeli-American recounts what it was like entering the battlefield in southern Israel
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Elon Musk has decided to put the near-invincible armor of the Cybertruck to the ultimate test by attempting a drive directly through downtown Chicago.
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 1:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Democrat had served on the Windy City's council since 1969.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 1:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Texas says this is just the first migrant flight to the city.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 11:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"They told me there’s going to be no SROs."
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mayor Lori Lightfoot sent shivers down the spines of Chicagoans as she revealed her spine-tingling costume: none other than herself. The city was left stunned and slightly perplexed as the mayor emerged in what can only be described as the most bone-chilling Halloween costume
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Large groups of teenagers have gathered in the streets of Chicago multiple times over the summer for coordinated “teen takeovers” that often turn violent — but leftist Mayor Brandon Johnson is concerned about people calling the groups a “mob.”
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot has begun lecturing Harvard University students on the importance of catching "raw, wriggly, delicious fishes so tasty sweet, yes good precious" amid sharp political divisions, and rising misinformation.
Published: Friday, November 10th, 2023 @ 5:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man John Archer has decided to resume wearing a mask in order to let everyone around him know he's terrible at risk analysis.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 10:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announced this week that Chicago is bringing a lawsuit against the estates of thousands of murder victims for failing to step out of the way of bullets when they were shot at.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 8:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to comply with a city leader's request that no gang shootings take place until after 9 P.M., local gangs met up to kill a few hours by playing some Settlers of Catan.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"It was supposed to be a stop-and-go place."
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 8:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The city is at a "breaking point," the mayor said.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 2:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Chicago’s Democratic mayor has announced a partnership with a far-left non-profit to advance his proposal of a government-owned grocery store, which he argues is needed for the sake of “racial justice.”
Published: Friday, October 6th, 2023 @ 1:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mayor Brandon Johnson advised Chicago reporters to stop using the word "Chicago" when describing anything that happens in Chicago because of all the negative connotations associated with Chicago.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 12:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the Rapid Reactions.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 12:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Chicago’s new Mayor Brandon Johnson might actually be worse than his predecessor Lori Lightfoot. At least she provided comic relief as the city went into decay. With Johnson, all you get is a lecture about the importance of policing speech, not the streets.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Today marked the end of an era, as the Mafia announced it was officially closing its Chicago branch due to the rising wave of violent crime in the city.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 12:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new text alert system aims to warn Chicago residents of future “teen takeovers.” This most recent “teen takeover” occurred last weekend, in which Chicago youth wreaked havoc throughout the city, committing a litany of crimes including shootings, arson, theft, and assault.
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 5:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Chicago recently initiated a policy of paying former gang members to act as “peacekeepers” in high-crime neighborhoods.
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 8:49 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Chicago City Council approved $51 million in funding for housing and food for illegal immigrants as a surge continues on the southern border.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 7:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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A fight and a gunshot forced one of Chicago’s most popular summer spots to close just hours after opening for Memorial Day weekend.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 12:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Leftist allies of Chicago’s new Mayor Brandon Johnson have proposed a budget plan that would tax the rich and businesses, and would effectively defund police in a city already nearly crippled by crime.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 5:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Assistant State Attorney Jason Poje, a 20-year veteran prosecutor in Chicago, torched George Soros-backed Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx this month in his resignation letter and slammed the city’s “stupid” leaders who he said had set the city “on a course to disaster.”
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 10:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Walmart announced the closure of four stores in Chicago, Illinois, on Tuesday due to poor performance at the locations, a move that also occurs as the city sees worsening crime rates.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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After Walmart announced plans to close 4 store locations in dangerous Chicago neighborhoods, Chicago Mayor-Elect Brandon Johnson issued a dire warning that this will leave many Chicagoans with fewer places to shoplift.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 12:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After teenagers went on a violent rampage in downtown Chicago Saturday night in which two people were shot, leftist Chicago mayor-elect Brandon Johnson said Sunday that people shouldn’t “demonize” the teenagers.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 2:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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After a century of electing nothing but Democrats and getting only corruption, death, and poverty in return, Chicago residents have decided to make a change to the status quo by electing a different Democrat this time.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 2:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New discoveries from archeological digs and ancient texts have led biblical scholars to believe that, in addition to all of the other catastrophes and maladies that plagued Job in his life, he was also a huge Chicago Cubs fan.
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 1:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Democrats have chosen Chicago as the location of their 2024 convention.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 11:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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