According to sources, the Carter family, who turned heads this past Halloween with a giant 12-foot skeleton on their lawn, still hasn't taken the thing down and doesn't seem to have any plans to do so. So, it looks like they're just gonna leave the thing up all winter then, huh?
Published: Wednesday, February 14th, 2024 @ 11:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife and mother Paula Haybrook gently asked her husband of 12 years if he was planning to remove his "Roman soldier" costume any time soon now that Halloween is over.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Reese's cups have all been eaten and another Halloween is in the books — meaning it's time for The Babylon Bee's roundup of the scariest costumes we saw in 2023! Read on -- if you dare:
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 5:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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CHAPPAQUA, NY — On Wednesday, a group of concerned neighbors nervously approached the old Clinton house and asked if there were any plans to put "all the dead bodies away."
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Halloween revelers were shocked this week after a new haunted house that had gained strong notoriety for featuring human bodies being ripped limb from limb turned out to simply be a Planned Parenthood clinic.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Unhinged terror has cast its evil shadow upon the quaint northern Portland neighborhood of Portsmouth in response to reports that several locals dressed up as a stable, happy, middle-class family.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 1:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mayor Lori Lightfoot sent shivers down the spines of Chicagoans as she revealed her spine-tingling costume: none other than herself. The city was left stunned and slightly perplexed as the mayor emerged in what can only be described as the most bone-chilling Halloween costume
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In accordance with his annual tradition, Joel Osteen has once again decided to wear his "pastor" costume for Halloween this year.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A large number of lawmakers on Capitol Hill felt embarrassed today, as Republicans from the House of Representatives all showed up to the Congressional Halloween Party dressed in the same clown costume.
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite the fact that Halloween ended last night, unemployed political activist Colin Kaepernick was still seen this morning pretending to be a football player.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a chilling word of caution fitting for Halloween, D.C. area parents sternly warned their trick-or-treating children to avoid venturing anywhere near a large house on Pennsylvania Avenue where a creepy old man lives.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Comedian Bill Maher unloaded on the “scolds” he blamed for taking all the fun out of Halloween, arguing that people needed a holiday where they were allowed — and even expected — to be a little irreverent and throw the “rules” out the window.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 6:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As of Halloween morning, 1,160,747 ballots have been accepted in the N.C. 2022 midterms, and Democrats are seeing a 3.54% reduction in their usual early-voting advantage.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 11:04 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Those treat bowls at your neighbor’s door might be a bit sparse this year, or at least void of the good stuff.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 8:41 am
By: Carolina Journal
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An international Protestant council of scholars and theologians has met this week and formally declared that the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal" does not apply to parents repossessing their children's Halloween haul.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the arrival of Halloween, local parents are engaged in their annual tradition of buying giant bags of candy to give away to trick-or-treaters on their doorstep while simultaneously sending their own costumed children out to go door-to-door to collect giant bags of candy.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Halloween got off to a rocky start at the White House Monday when President Joe Biden complimented Dylan Mulvaney on his girl costume.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 3:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources from the eternal realm, Jesus knows exactly what your church's so-called "Harvest Festival" really is.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 2:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Be alert! Horror movies are proven to murder your soul by decapitating it with a spiritual machete.
Published: Saturday, October 29th, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many Americans will spend October stoking fear and building tension, with no shortage of blood-curdling screams. Then there’s Halloween.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 12:56 pm
By: Luka Laden
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With holiday festivities gearing up in the nation's capital, sources in the White House confirmed that First Lady Jill Biden has chosen her Halloween costume, which will include a white lab coat and stethoscope to make her look like a real doctor.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 11:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In preparation for Halloween, White House staffers have spent days adorning the premises with frightening decorations. One prop stands out above the rest: a spooky, lifelike old zombie that wanders the halls, drooling and moaning.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 10:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The nation is entering a very special Halloween season, as this autumn marks the 29th year Americans are pretending Hocus Pocus is a good movie.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 12:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After receiving his Halloween costume in the mail early and trying it on, local child Ryden Hollister declared boldly that he would not be removing the costume for the next 8 weeks.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 7:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Please join us at the park visitor center on Saturday, October 8th from 3-5 pm where we will host a Halloween Wildlife Event.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 11:26 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Times have been hard for Fairfield Valley Shopping Center, with most of its retail stores going out of business over the last few years. According to sources, all vacant spaces are now occupied by either Spirit Halloween or Starbucks.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Michigan State University (MSU) officials on Wednesday sent students an email about the upcoming Halloween weekend and the school’s football game against the University of Michigan.
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 10:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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A school district in Michigan has not only canceled Halloween ahead of October 31, but also gone ahead and canceled Valentine’s Day, which is still four months away.
Published: Wednesday, January 19th, 2022 @ 8:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Sunday, October 25, 2020, the White House grounds will open to ghosts, fairies, superheroes, tiny goblins and other costumed trick-or-treaters as celebrations commence for the Trump Administration's fourth annual Halloween festivities at the White House. Gates will open to frontline workers, mili
Published: Sunday, October 25th, 2020 @ 5:04 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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And they're made in ... China
Published: Wednesday, October 7th, 2020 @ 11:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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It’s not too early to wonder whether Santa Claus will be able to slink down the chimney this Christmas and deliver toys to all the good boys and girls of the world.
Published: Monday, September 28th, 2020 @ 12:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Here's how it started. First, I smiled when a friend emailed just past Halloween that she'd like to have a few girls over for cocktails but needed to apologize and warn us that her Christmas decorations were already up.
Published: Thursday, November 28th, 2019 @ 9:50 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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