politicians buried their warnings
Published: Wednesday, March 27th, 2024 @ 11:38 am
By: John Steed
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A large crowd of pro-Palestine protestors was captivated by an unidentified man who abruptly stepped to the front of the group, commandeered the podium, and began ranting about the Jews.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 10:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man John Archer has decided to resume wearing a mask in order to let everyone around him know he's terrible at risk analysis.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 10:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The greatest living hero of the COVID-19 pandemic has been reluctantly drawn back into battle, as the Biden administration has reportedly called retired authority on virology Dr. Anthony Fauci out of retirement for one last ride as it seeks to implement a new mask mandate.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 7:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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People with unattractive faces celebrated this week as locales and businesses across the nation began reinstituting mask mandates.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 11:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden cracked a joke on Wednesday about ignoring his own administration’s health guidance after his wife Jill tested positive for COVID.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 6:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden will mask up in certain situations and socially distance himself after first lady Jill Biden tested positive for COVID, the White House announced Tuesday.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 2:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Dr. Anthony Fauci was asked to respond to a study that raised doubts about face masks being able to curb the spread of COVID.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 10:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo slammed mask mandates as “terrible policies” Thursday and urged people not to comply as entities across the country return to forced masking.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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People are being misled about studies examining the effectiveness of face masks against COVID, according to Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 3:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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people control is objective, not virus control
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 12:15 pm
By: John Steed
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Dr. Deborah Birx also admits that masks don't work
Published: Monday, September 4th, 2023 @ 12:50 pm
By: John Steed
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Three churchgoers sued the city after they were arrested in September, 2020.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 10:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Remember how a while ago, like, quite a while ago, we were all done with COVID and the masks and the social distancing?
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Some people in Japan reportedly became so used to wearing face masks during the COVID pandemic that they are taking classes to teach them how to smile again.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 8:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Masks will be optional for healthy patients, visitors and team members
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 1:04 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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House Bill 98 would make long overdue changes to prohibit state and local governments, public schools, and universities from requiring Covid vaccination or discriminating against the unvaccinated, and it would also protect schoolchildren from being forced to wear masks
Published: Saturday, March 18th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Mayor Eric Adams (D-New York City) has advised local stores to bar patrons from entry if they refuse to remove their face masks, saying that they are more likely to be hiding from police than from exposure to COVID.
Published: Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 @ 2:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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The coronavirus pandemic is on the ropes thanks to Dr. Fauci and the power of equity, but don't put that face mask away just yet! There's so much more you can get out of it.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 8:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former White House COVID advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci, who at one time was the highest-paid employee of the federal government, was blasted after it was revealed that he is receiving as much as $100,000 for speaking engagements since he retired.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 9:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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A report comprised of three studies showed that people who thought they were less attractive were more likely to wear masks.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 6:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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The chair of the University of California, San Francisco (UCSF), Department of Medicine stated that in large gatherings, he plans “to wear a mask … likely forever.”
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 1:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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compilation of 78 randomized control trials show masks are useless
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 4:25 pm
By: John Steed
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Local woman Karen Bain saved millions of lives this week when she put on a mask for her morning walk. She reportedly took a brief walk down the street and was careful to avoid direct contact with people, grateful for the mask that was saving both her life and the lives of others.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 7:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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calls it a ''common sense law''
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 3:23 pm
By: John Steed
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The architect of Obamacare, Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, referring to the new COVID variant plaguing China, warned Americans that they should return to wearing “really high-quality masks.”
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It is about people control, not virus control
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 8:17 am
By: John Steed
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At least two Army officers are under investigation for posting photos of themselves in dog-shaped BDSM gear while in uniform.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 3:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local doctor was embroiled in controversy this week and ultimately lost his medical license after being caught not wearing a mask while euthanizing a patient.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 7:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dr. Anthony Fauci would wear a mask for the rest of his life just to hide his face if he weren’t vaccinated and triple-boosted for shame.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 4:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Thanks to precautionary measures followed strictly by local man Heber Boarwinkle, the dangerous airborne COVID-19 virus was unable to spread to his masked chin.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 12:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, a new study from Johns-Hopkins University has concluded masks are over 75% effective at helping small children stay protected from oxygen.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 6:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) published a new report on Monday that recommends once again returning to the practice of social distancing and wearing masks.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 4:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Dr. Anthony Fauci is all but finished “serving” the American people in the federal government, but before he departs to most likely make boatloads of money with books and movies, he had one final lecture for the United States.
Published: Monday, December 5th, 2022 @ 9:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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