Massive waves have come crashing into the California coast as the Lord in His graciousness has sent ocean waters to wash away the sidewalk poop.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 10:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis whipped out a map during his debate with California Governor Gavin Newsom on Thursday night showing all the public places where human feces have been discovered in San Francisco.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In the wake of Tropical Storm Hilary hitting Southern California and washing away debris from the streets with torrential rain, the substantial homeless population in the greater Los Angeles area has now begun the monumental task of re-pooping the sidewalks.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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CALIFORNIA — Citizens of California are holding out hope that flooding from Hurricane Hilary will wash off the massive amounts of poop clinging to the state's sidewalks.
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 10:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local parents Josh and Madelyn Bledge are sitting on their back porch relishing the crisp fall air and looking on lovingly as their kids frolic in a pile of autumn leaves and dog poop.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 11:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Numerous documentaries examine waste management systems to turn waste into charcoal, reclaim burnt out farmland, compost 100 dead pigs, on and on.
Published: Friday, April 30th, 2021 @ 9:40 pm
By: Ted McDonald
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The City of Denver is targeting a business owner with fines for refusing to clean up feces from homeless people who defecate in front of his business on a near daily basis, and now the business owner is taking the city to court.
Published: Friday, November 15th, 2019 @ 9:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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