According to sources, the prophet Ezekiel is absolutely kicking himself for not thinking to patent a recipe for sprouted flourless bread prepared over cow dung because he imagined no one in their right mind would want to eat it.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Communist China has reached a deal with Cuba to build an electronic eavesdropping base in the island country — around 100 miles off the American coast, U.S. officials told The Wall Street Journal.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 12:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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It turns out that when you have an effective executive leader who enforces law and order, it actually works in making sure that rules are followed in society.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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At a joint press conference with Trade Federation representatives, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas assured the nation that wave after wave of transport ships descending to the surface of the planet is "definitely not an invasion."
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 12:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Epstein called himself a "coward."
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 12:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Phase Change Solutions adds 35 new jobs in Guilford County
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 12:04 am
By: Governor's Office
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A 35-year-old Washington woman allegedly told authorities she identifies as a 15-year-old boy after she was arrested for harboring runaway teens and accused of providing them with drugs and alcohol and sexting them.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 12:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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