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What's in a name? That which we call a Martavious by any other name would sound as silly.

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    My apologies to William...

    What's in a name? That which we call a rose
    By any other name would smell as sweet.

    We are being invaded by Illegal Aliens. The problem is growing and public officials do not seem to be concerned. This Foolishness...Or Is It? is a plea for each of you to join me in trying to get our collective arms around this danger to our national security.

    What's that you just said about a Hispanic Invasion coming across our southern border? What are you talking about? I am not talking about an invasion of Illegal Hispanic Immigrants. What I fear is the dramatic influx of Romans.

    Have you not been reading the newspapers? Have you not noticed that, in news article after news article, the Romans are everywhere? I guess you are not as observant as I am.

    As you read below you may find yourself thinking I made up these names. Again I swear on my little-read book that I have seen every one of these names in my daily newspaper.

    Maybe you have been distracted by the increase of New Spellings...Cydney, Charlize, Jessekah, Ulisses, Ashleigh, Rebekah, Regena, Mychael, Kaarin, Justyn, Jackqueline, Aundre
    or
    Maybe you have been distracted by the Apostrophed Names...Nu'Keese, Re'Nya, Va'Shaundya, Ja'Wuan, Yo'era, Tre'Sean, Dont'a, Da'Rick
    or
    Maybe you have been distracted by Hyphenated Names like...Tai-ler

    No it is not the above "interesting" names that are my concern. It is the Romans. These guys once conquered the entire known world that was worth knowing. When they get their numbers up to the level where overthrow is possible, we are going to be in deep trouble.

    Now that I have made you aware of this impending disaster I trust you will start seeing what I have been seeing in my newspaper...Dontavius, Johnquavious, Quantavious, Martavious, Kenarious, Kentavious, Rantavius, Shaundarius, Rantavious, Martellus, Martavius

    Where did Tom, Dick and Harry go to?

    I'd be willing to bet you wondering why I took the time to record all these names. To tell you the truth, I'm wondering about the very same thing.

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella
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