Health Insurance Update - With a twist of humor

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Health Insurance Update - With a twist of humor

Published: Monday, March 27th, 2017 @ 7:40 am
By: Bobby Tony ( More Entries )

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    The medical community is unable to reach consensus on what to do with America's health insurance situation.

    The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

    The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists seemed pi$$ed off at the whole idea.

    Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, And those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in Washington.

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Bobby Tony said:

( March 27th, 2017 @ 10:49 am )

TMc,
You are welcome, that is how I got it.

Ted McDonald said:

( March 27th, 2017 @ 10:41 am )

Good one. I will plagiarize (copy) for friends.

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