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The Secret Service is so secret it is invisible.

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    Come with me now to those Thrilling Days of Yesteryear. To be honest, it probably was not that thrilling but come back with me anyway to December 20, 2014 when I published this very logical Foolishness...Or Is It Blog Posting.
   
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  Here I go again. I can't help myself. I am determined to fix what's wrong with the Good Ole USofA through the use of Common Sense & Logic.

    The Secret Service was once one of the most respected organizations in this country. Now it appears to be a Hollow Facade of Bumblers & Incompetents. Fear not because Fella is coming to the rescue.

    Back in September an intruder breached the White House itself. Here is what happened...
     He jumped the White House fence.
     He ran across its big lawn.
     He entered into the White House itself.
     He ran through several rooms.
     He was finally tackled & subdued by an Off Duty Secret Service Agent.
     The security breach triggered a rare evacuation of much of the White House, with Secret Service officers drawing their guns as they rushed staffers and journalists out a side door.

    There are the facts. The Fix is there right in front of you. What you don't see it? I'll even give you a hint. The fix is in the fifth bullet above.

    What? You still don't see it? I can't believe you can't see the obvious solution to the Secret Service's many problems!

    OK, I've waited long enough. You are going to feel silly when I tell you...    
We Need To Hire A Whole Bunch Of New Off Duty Secret Service Agents!

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella

    Lagniappe: More importantly, we also need to hire one Special On Duty Secret Service Agent to go find the On Duty Secret Service Agents who are nowhere to be found when intruders jump the White House fence, run across its big lawn, enter into the White House itself and run through several rooms.
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