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What Would We Do Without Walmart?

Published: Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018 @ 4:41 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano ( More Entries )

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Walmart To The Rescue!

    I know many of you have one or more Pink Flamingo's in your front yards and you most likely have been hit hard by the Flamingo Flu (probably planted in the Good Ole USofA by ISIS). Below is a picture of the devastation caused by the Flamingo Flu in South Florida. It is an awful site to behold!

    It has been reported that the ones that are whiter than pink suffered the most.

    We have all come to depend on Walmart and once again Walmart has come through for us. Rush down to your local Walmart today and get your Pink Flamingo Replacement before they are all gone.

    Walmart has guaranteed that they are Flamingo Flu Proof but is non-committal about their susceptibility to Athlete's or Trench Foot.

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella

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