Reeeeeeee! Raaaawwwwwrrrr! Phththththththth! Blaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!—Op-Ed By Keith Olbermann | Eastern NC Now

My fellow Americans...

ENCNow
    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    My fellow Americans...

    RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Bwwwarrrrrrrrr!!!! GARBULTHUUUUUUUUUU!

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrump TrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrump Trump TrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrump TrumpTrumpTrump!!!!!!!!!!!

    TRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    [sound of chair being thrown through office window]

    BLITHRGREEEBRRRFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLARGuthulu EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    [rabid hyena noises]

    And if something isn't done, we'll lose our democracy.
Go Back


Leave a Guest Comment

Your Name or Alias
Your Email Address ( your email address will not be published )
Enter Your Comment ( text only please )




Senile Old Man Spotted With A Gun Spouting Wild Demands On White House Grounds Babylon Bee, Editorials, Op-Ed & Politics Jimmy Carter Arrested For Putting Biden 'I Did That' Stickers On Gas Pumps


HbAD0

Latest Op-Ed & Politics

Beaufort County residents deserve lower taxes and should demand them from government.
Cheryl Hines. Dennis Quaid. Nicki Minaj. All became associated with the Trump administration. What happened next?
"Pay no attention to the folks behind the curtain" was their preference but things are beginning to come to light.
Understanding how parties work is important for making informed decisions regarding elected officials.
Two years ago, new media brought President Trump back to the White House. What happened?

HbAD1

Victims’ advocates, prosecutors, law enforcement officials, and families impacted by violent crime gathered Tuesday at the North Carolina State Archives building in Raleigh to recognize National Crime Victims’ Rights Week and honor those affected by crime across North Carolina.
The POLITICO poll found that almost half of respondents think Hollywood players should "be less vocal with their political beliefs."
Provincial governments in Alberta and Saskatchewan refuse to cooperate with federal gov.t

HbAD2

"They help cultivate a radical hate America agenda, and we can't afford that same toxic ideology in America's War Department.”
The attack comes amid a heightened concern over terror attacks after President Donald Trump launched "Operation Epic Fury" in Iran.
illegal alien "asylum seeker" migrants are a crime wave on both sides of the Atlantic

HbAD3

 
 
Back to Top