Reeeeeeee! Raaaawwwwwrrrr! Phththththththth! Blaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!—Op-Ed By Keith Olbermann | Eastern NC Now

My fellow Americans...

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    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    My fellow Americans...

    RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Bwwwarrrrrrrrr!!!! GARBULTHUUUUUUUUUU!

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    TRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    [sound of chair being thrown through office window]

    BLITHRGREEEBRRRFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLARGuthulu EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    [rabid hyena noises]

    And if something isn't done, we'll lose our democracy.
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