Worried About Roe Getting Overturned? Avoid Getting Pregnant With This One Foolproof Trick! | Eastern NC Now

News of the Supreme Court likely overturning Roe v. Wade got you down? What happens if you get pregnant and you can no longer have an abortion in your state?

ENCNow
    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    News of the Supreme Court likely overturning Roe v. Wade got you down? What happens if you get pregnant and you can no longer have an abortion in your state? Well, fear no more, because we've uncovered this one, weird little trick that will prevent you from getting pregnant-guaranteed!


    1. Don't have sex.


    Wow! So cool! Doctors hate this kind of advice! Well, now that you know the secret, be sure to go out and spread the word so others are without excuse too.
Go Back


Leave a Guest Comment

Your Name or Alias
Your Email Address ( your email address will not be published )
Enter Your Comment ( text only please )




13 Signs You Grew Up Going To Church Camp Babylon Bee, Editorials, Op-Ed & Politics Biden Repeats False Claim He Once Had An Abortion


HbAD0

Latest Op-Ed & Politics

spending spree came from deceptively named "Inflation Reduction Act"
follows up on mass anti-immigration riots in Belfast, Northern Ireland

HbAD1

“Neville Singham has been a mechanism and funding arm of the Chinese Communist Party.”
illegal alien "asylum seeker" migrants are a crime wave on both sides of the Atlantic
wrongful stops and possible people tacking including cell phones

HbAD2


HbAD3

Voting is 100% voluntary - the cost is negligible, but the value is immeasurable!

HbAD4

 
 
Back to Top