12 Brilliant Ways Republicans Are Planning To Screw Up The Midterms | Eastern NC Now

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    The midterm elections are fast approaching, which leaves only a few weeks for Republicans to do what they do best: screw it up!

    Here are 12 ways Republicans plan to completely erase their lead in the midterms.

1. Get caught wearing masks: This is worse than getting caught punching a baby.
2. Forget to dunk on Hillary Clinton: The future of our republic depends on Hillary Clinton being dunked on. Do your duty, Republicans!
3. Fail to post one of those family pictures where every child is armed to the teeth: Thomas Massie is safe.
4. Proudly announce they are the second coming of Mitch McConnell: It's not the flex you think it is.
5. Try to make their own memes: STOP IT!
6. Putting pronouns in their bios: Certain death for your political career as well as your soul.
7. Tweet that they just watched The Rings of Power and it's MAGNIFICENT: No. It is not magnificent, you Philistine.
8. Reach across the aisle to work with Democrats: A sure sign you're a commie traitor!
9. Text people 73 times per day asking for donations before the midnight deadline when the world will end: ONLY 30 MINUTES REMAINING TO STOP NANCY PELOSI!!!!!
10. Support red flag laws and enrich themselves with insider trading: We've got our "eye" on you, Republicans.
11. Keep talking about Trump and forget about Afghanistan, the supply chain, inflation, censorship, child mutilation, pregnancy center attacks, and the border crisis: Or, just talk about Trump. You do you.
12. Just do what they're already doing: You got this, Republicans.