9 Healthier Alternatives To Your Kids Watching Netflix | Eastern North Carolina Now | Kids LOVE watching Netflix! But did you know there are some things that are more healthy than Netflix for their mental, physical, and spiritual well-being?

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    Kids LOVE watching Netflix! But did you know there are some things that are more healthy than Netflix for their mental, physical, and spiritual well-being?

    Here are nine healthier alternatives to Netflix:

  1. Impossible™ Meat: Don't worry, you have to eat a TON of soy leghemoglobin and cultured dextrose before it kills you.
  2. Taking the Tide pod challenge: Risky, but still safer than Netflix!
  3. Being left unsupervised with Joe Biden: He'll usually just tip over like a marble statue if pushed away.
  4. Playing in the lion enclosure at the zoo: At least you don't have to worry about the lions secretly indoctrinating your kids.
  5. Filming a movie with Alec Baldwin: Unless it's a Netflix production.
  6. Deep-fried bacon-wrapped Twinkies: And much tastier, too!
  7. Working as rodeo clowns: At least your kid is getting some much-needed exercise.
  8. Family trip to Burning Man: A wholesome family time compared to what you'll find on Netflix these days.
  9. Crossing the southern border unaccompanied: You may get a free trip to Martha's Vineyard!

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