Disaster After Trump Announces He Has Already Declassified Area 51 In His Mind | Eastern NC Now

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    MAR-A-LAGO, FL     The top-secret military base Area 51 is being overrun by curious visitors this morning after former president Trump announced he had declassified the installation in his mind several years ago.

    "Yes, yes, I totally declassified Area 51, completely and totally. In my mind I did it," said Trump in a recent interview with Sean Hannity. "The President, which I was, and some would stay still am, can totally do that. Other presidents were too afraid to open up Area 51, but not me. It's my executive privilege. You're welcome!"

    Reports on location indicate that thousands have already gathered in the desert to enter the newly declassified base. "I'm gonna see them aliens!" said one enthusiastic local. "Thanks, President Trump!"

    Trump pushed back against critics who claim that he has no authority to just declare he secretly declassified a military base and open it up years after the fact. "Those critics are losers," said Trump. "I've seen the aliens. They're boring. Little green people. No big deal. Declassified, folks!"

    At publishing time, the Biden Administration was scrambling to react after Trump announced he had also declassified Ashley Biden's diary.

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poll#157

Was it a judicious ploy for Joe Biden's FBI to execute the unprecedented raid of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate?

  Yes; the Cheneys despise this former Republican president, and for good reason ... so they say.

  No; never has a former president been treated with this level of vindictive abuse by those temporarily in power.

  Who cares? It's Trump.

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poll#154

Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?

  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.

  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.

  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.

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