10 Exciting New Pronouns To Try Out Today | Eastern North Carolina Now | You don't need to be a boring he/him anymore! Now you can wow your friends and jazz up your life with new winter catalog pronouns!

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    You don't need to be a boring he/him anymore! Now you can wow your friends and jazz up your life with new winter catalog pronouns!

    Here are the most exciting pronouns you can try out today:

  1. I/Me: Drop the pretense. Your pronouns aren't about social justice or an imaginary identity. They're about you.
  2. Trump/Won: OOOOOHhhhhhh! Libs owned!
  3. Doe/Deer/Female Deer: Great if you're 16, going on 17.
  4. Free/Assange: Did you know he's still sitting in a jail cell awaiting extradition to America where he's facing charges of journalism?
  5. Thing 1/Thing 2: For when you identify as human-like twins who fly kites indoors.
  6. Ross/Rachel: Pick "Ross" if you thought Ross and Rachel were on a break, pick "Rachel" if you thought they weren't. Can be fluid.
  7. Legion/Legion-self: You are many, and also sometimes identify as swine.
  8. Holly/Jolly: The war on Christmas is an attack on you. Also, you are fat.
  9. Unpronounceable Sound/Slightly Longer Unpronounceable Sound: You are Justin Trudeau, or a dolphin.
  10. Needs/Jesus: We all do.


poll#164
It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?
  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.
  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?
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