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10 Exciting New Pronouns To Try Out Today

Published: Sunday, November 20th, 2022 @ 3:02 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    You don't need to be a boring he/him anymore! Now you can wow your friends and jazz up your life with new winter catalog pronouns!

    Here are the most exciting pronouns you can try out today:

I/Me: Drop the pretense. Your pronouns aren't about social justice or an imaginary identity. They're about you.
Trump/Won: OOOOOHhhhhhh! Libs owned!
Doe/Deer/Female Deer: Great if you're 16, going on 17.
Free/Assange: Did you know he's still sitting in a jail cell awaiting extradition to America where he's facing charges of journalism?
Thing 1/Thing 2: For when you identify as human-like twins who fly kites indoors.
Ross/Rachel: Pick "Ross" if you thought Ross and Rachel were on a break, pick "Rachel" if you thought they weren't. Can be fluid.
Legion/Legion-self: You are many, and also sometimes identify as swine.
Holly/Jolly: The war on Christmas is an attack on you. Also, you are fat.
Unpronounceable Sound/Slightly Longer Unpronounceable Sound: You are Justin Trudeau, or a dolphin.
Needs/Jesus: We all do.

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?

Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.

No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.

I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?

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