Top 10 Christmas Gift Ideas For The Joe Biden Fan In Your Life | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Joe Biden is the most popular president in history. You can't throw a rock without hitting someone who voted for him! So, the chances are high that someone you love is a Biden voter.

    With Christmas approaching, here are some great gift ideas for the Biden fan in your life:

1. A Joe Biden Pocket Translator: It will make his State of the Union speech come alive!
2. An 'I Did That' Sticker removing kit: So they can show their loyalty to the Big Guy, one gas pump at a time!
3. Flowers for their grave: Thank them for continuing to do their civic duty after death.
4. A job on the Burisma board of directors: We know of at least one Biden voter who absolutely loved this gift!
5. Expensive jewelry: To barter for gas.
6. Transdubbadupressur: Not sure what it is, but Biden seems to love it!
7. The Special Edition Matlock DVD set: Ben Matlock's folksy charm reminds us how old people can still solve crimes and destroy the economy.
8. A life-size Zelensky huggable plush doll: Snuggle with the hero of Ukraine! $50 billion in cash not included.
9. Thomas Sowell books: Give the best gift of all-- a big fat red pill.
10. 10% for the big guy: Always remember to tithe the president!

    If all of those gifts seem out of reach, why not give them their very own Biden doll? Adorable!

poll#164

It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?

  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.

  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.

  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?

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