Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden’s Colonoscopy

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Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden’s Colonoscopy

Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 5:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     The White House is on edge this morning after investigators revealed a fourth stash of classified documents from Biden's tenure as Vice President was found deep in his colon.

    "This morning a routine colonoscopy revealed hundreds, possibly thousands of partially chewed top-secret documents crammed in the President's digestive tract," said White House physician Kevin O'Connor. "It seems many of them were eaten, while hundreds of others were inserted rectally by an unknown party or Biden himself. We have handed over all partially-digested documents to the Special Counsel in charge of the investigation. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need a shower."

    Officials are at this point unclear whether the documents were ingested on purpose or swallowed inadvertently, as sources say President Biden has always had a folksy, endearing habit of putting random things in his mouth and swallowing them.

    At publishing time, doctors had confirmed the colonoscopy also turned up another hard drive linked to Hunter Biden.

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Considering what has happened to our Representative Republic since the corruptive orthodoxy that led to the tolerated abomination - The Russia Hoax - where felonies were perpetrated upon the American People by the creation of the Two Tiered Justice System, in the misnomer of "Social Justice:" Where do you stand on sustaining our constitutionally guaranteed freedoms in a society where injustice is chronically sanctioned by one political orthodoxy?

I believe in a perfected society by employing a higher governmental authority to train the behavior of the public.

The United States Constitution does not allow just a few freedoms, it guarantees ALL freedoms promised to Humankind by God.

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Brenda Barnes said:

( January 17th, 2023 @ 8:13 pm )

He needs to be put out of the white House, and his Vice President Harris along with him.

I pray the Lord Jesus Christ that is what happens.

Cliff Barrett said:

( January 17th, 2023 @ 6:48 pm )

Undoubtedly the worst and most destructive government this nation has ever faced! This government operates beyond the laws of the nation, and face no consequences for their failed policies.

I no longer believe in a two party system. Democrats are far too dangerous to democracy and the people of this country!

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