Biden Tries Wearing Tan Suit To Distract From Scandals

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Biden Tries Wearing Tan Suit To Distract From Scandals

Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 2:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     As investigators continue to find more and more classified documents in various Biden residences, the President attempted to divert attention from the scandal this morning by appearing in a tan suit.

    "Hey, wow! Look at me! I'm in a tan suit! Can you believe it? Ew, so ugly! Isn't this a scandal? Come on, folks! Not a joke!" said Biden to a spoonful of oatmeal he mistook for the White House press pool. "You journalists are really gonna have a heyday with this! Unacceptable fashion faux pas!"

    Sources say aides have leaked unsavory details about Biden's ugly suit to the press in hopes of getting journalists to pick up the story and forget about his classified documents. "I heard it smells like mothballs and pea soup," said one anonymous source to the New York Times. "Pretty nasty, huh? You should run that on the front page!"

    Former President Obama also reacted to the news by saying: "I don't get it. The suit looks great!"

    At publishing time, Biden's scandal had been broken wide open once again when more classified documents were discovered in Biden's suit pocket.

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In the face of a known scandal finally being revealed by the corrupt Legacy Media regarding Joe Biden, his Mishandling of Classified Documents and his long history of Influence Peddling to our Foreign Adversaries for Personal and Familial Profit: What do you believe the outcome will be in America's Leftist practice of a Two Tiered Justice System?

Nothing will happen since the Democratic Socialist Left is corrupt to the core, and their non patriot ambitions are only the control of power.

Justice WILL be served, but NOT without a tremendous fight by those willing to save the Republic.

Why can't everyone else understand that the Left is special because we care so much for our own, especially the well being of the president and his family, especially Hunter.

What difference does it make; I am a product of a failed public education system.

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