'Just An Idea' Burns Down Atlanta

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.85% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.15% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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Published: Saturday, January 28th, 2023 @ 10:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    ATLANTA, GA     The city of Atlanta is entering its second week of violent, fiery riots that have been organized and executed by just an idea. The riots were triggered days ago when activist Manuel Esteban Paez Terán was innocently murdered by thug cops after simply trying to kill them with his deadly idea-gun.

    "A simple, unorganized belief system just marched through and broke all the windows of our neighborhood," said one Atlanta resident, "Then the philosophical theory began throwing bricks at our police force in a very strategic, tactical fashion."

    The Atlanta police announced the arrest of a few members of nothing more than a series of tenets who had somehow entered the state from Maine, Arizona, Tennessee, and as far away as Washington with the goal of simply being part of an idea.

    In response to the burning, looting, arrests, and destruction brought on by a simple ideological thesis, CNN has committed to 24/7 coverage of the Oscars.

    At publishing time, Just An Idea had destroyed America from the inside, out.

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